00:04 - 00:05We have parted company with Alistair
00:05 - 00:07And signed a retired donkey from Berlin
00:08 - 00:12From what we can tell, we can pay him lots of money and never get to see him play, so he will fit in well!
00:12 - 00:15So Kenny we wish you luck for the rest of the season.
00:17 - 00:22So I'm coaching he Glory this weekend, I'm looking forward to the challenge.
00:24 - 00:26Kenny
00:27 - 00:28Sagey
00:31 - 00:33We have one request
00:34 - 00:36Will there be any chance of getting the ball into the final third?
00:53 - 00:58Anyone that found watching the NTC frustrating and predictable to watch please leave now.
01:13 - 01:15Im guessing the only reason you twats remain
01:15 - 01:17Is because you want me to play your sons!
01:18 - 01:23Its bad enough that this club is run by the players
01:25 - 01:28What do they think is going to fucking happen each week?
01:29 - 01:31We are fucked!
01:31 - 01:34I've seen them! They are all to TALL to be footballers!
01:34 - 01:37I need high technical ability with no mongrel if I am to play my style of sexy football.
01:37 - 01:40Sheep asking to be led to the slaughter
01:40 - 01:42Please dont tell Wellington we are Sheep Kenny
01:42 - 01:46At least the supporters would find that entertaining.
01:46 - 01:48I have arranged to issue another 5000 free tickets to the next home game
01:48 - 01:52Great so we will have a total gate of 5500!
01:53 - 01:54I can't even watch them!
01:56 - 01:57The same shit excuses as usual
01:57 - 02:00"Lots of over aged players injured"
02:00 - 02:03"Yes, we'll play better next week"
02:04 - 02:08Are you kidding me?
02:08 - 02:13Winning equals bums on seats!
02:14 - 02:16And you offer another development coach the job?
02:17 - 02:21What are these clowns thinking?
02:27 - 02:29At least at Football West they loved me
02:30 - 02:34I will have to return to basics, and play possession football
02:34 - 02:375 people masturbating could hold possesion longer than this mob
02:41 - 02:42If that Burns lad doesnt get a start
02:43 - 02:47he will kick the fuck out of me!
02:48 - 02:53I'll the magnets at the board at half time and say "there's the plan"
02:54 - 02:56Yeah. That'll work, like fuck!
02:56 - 02:59Who do they think they're fooling?
03:00 - 03:02The supporters are idiots for paying $25 to see such rubbish
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Anna, Gareth gets all Cockburn members in for free
03:14 - 03:16They keep coming down for some strange reason
03:19 - 03:23waiting for a miracle.
03:25 - 03:26Scoreless again...
03:31 - 03:33Nothing. Will change.
03:40 - 03:46Tell them I will only consider to do it if Ola is my wingman
03:46 - 03:49He'll sink enough piss at the bar to pay my wage
03:53 - 03:56God give me stregth!