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Kenny takes the Helm
We have parted company with Alistair And signed a retired donkey from Berlin From what we can tell, we can pay him lots of money and never get to see him play, so he will fit in well! So Kenny we wish you luck for the rest of the season. So I'm coaching he Glory this weekend, I'm looking forward to the challenge. Kenny

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00:04 - 00:05We have parted company with Alistair
00:05 - 00:07And signed a retired donkey from Berlin
00:08 - 00:12From what we can tell, we can pay him lots of money and never get to see him play, so he will fit in well!
00:12 - 00:15So Kenny we wish you luck for the rest of the season.
00:17 - 00:22So I'm coaching he Glory this weekend, I'm looking forward to the challenge.
00:24 - 00:26Kenny
00:27 - 00:28Sagey
00:31 - 00:33We have one request
00:34 - 00:36Will there be any chance of getting the ball into the final third?
00:53 - 00:58Anyone that found watching the NTC frustrating and predictable to watch please leave now.
01:13 - 01:15Im guessing the only reason you twats remain
01:15 - 01:17Is because you want me to play your sons!
01:18 - 01:23Its bad enough that this club is run by the players
01:25 - 01:28What do they think is going to fucking happen each week?
01:29 - 01:31We are fucked!
01:31 - 01:34I've seen them! They are all to TALL to be footballers!
01:34 - 01:37I need high technical ability with no mongrel if I am to play my style of sexy football.
01:37 - 01:40Sheep asking to be led to the slaughter
01:40 - 01:42Please dont tell Wellington we are Sheep Kenny
01:42 - 01:46At least the supporters would find that entertaining.
01:46 - 01:48I have arranged to issue another 5000 free tickets to the next home game
01:48 - 01:52Great so we will have a total gate of 5500!
01:53 - 01:54I can't even watch them!
01:56 - 01:57The same shit excuses as usual
01:57 - 02:00"Lots of over aged players injured"
02:00 - 02:03"Yes, we'll play better next week"
02:04 - 02:08Are you kidding me?
02:08 - 02:13Winning equals bums on seats!
02:14 - 02:16And you offer another development coach the job?
02:17 - 02:21What are these clowns thinking?
02:27 - 02:29At least at Football West they loved me
02:30 - 02:34I will have to return to basics, and play possession football
02:34 - 02:375 people masturbating could hold possesion longer than this mob
02:41 - 02:42If that Burns lad doesnt get a start
02:43 - 02:47he will kick the fuck out of me!
02:48 - 02:53I'll the magnets at the board at half time and say "there's the plan"
02:54 - 02:56Yeah. That'll work, like fuck!
02:56 - 02:59Who do they think they're fooling?
03:00 - 03:02The supporters are idiots for paying $25 to see such rubbish
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Anna, Gareth gets all Cockburn members in for free
03:14 - 03:16They keep coming down for some strange reason
03:19 - 03:23waiting for a miracle.
03:25 - 03:26Scoreless again...
03:31 - 03:33Nothing. Will change.
03:40 - 03:46Tell them I will only consider to do it if Ola is my wingman
03:46 - 03:49He'll sink enough piss at the bar to pay my wage
03:53 - 03:56God give me stregth!