| 00:00 - 00:05 | This fella Moshiri buys a stake in Everton and the bitters are like |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "We're rich! 100 mill warchest for Koeman" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | "We can buy whoever we want" |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Transfer window opens |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They sign Fulham's keeper |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Fulham's! |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | (LAUGHS) |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | "He's back up" |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Starts the first 4 games! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | "We need a striker" |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | So they sign Valencia from West Ham...8 league goals in 2 years |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | On loan! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Bitters fewmin on Twitter |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Hammers pissing themselves! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | They can't believe it! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Then they bid 30 million |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | For Sissoko from Newcastle! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Newcastle can't believe it! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Medical and plane booked |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | They're waiting at the airport for him |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | They're ringing him, and ringing him |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Straight to voicemail |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Bill's like "Whats going on?" |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | "He mustn't have a signal" |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | "Or his battery's gone" |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | He's switched his phone off |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | And fucked off to Spurs! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Moshiri is like "Didn't want him anyway" |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | "We've got McCarthy" |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Who they tried to get rid of |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Bitters fewmin again! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | They even signed |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Williams for 12 mill |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | 12 million quid |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | He's older than Tutankhamun! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Liverpool swerved him 4 years ago! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Bolasie 25 mill? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Bolasie 25 mill! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | 9 goals in 4 years |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Bitters loving it |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Palace fans celebrating |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What's their net spend? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Plus 5 mill....and they spent a few quid on cladding the shed's roof |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Where are the Galacticos, Bill? |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Nobheads believed them |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | "We're back" they said |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Admi Ish was right... |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | They're still tramps! |
