| 00:00 - 00:04 | There's no way we can operate at a rate to make NUMMI profitable |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Look at this footprint |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You'd need far greater demand here, here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As a fallback, we've asked Steyr to bid on the contract |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we're now in receipt of that bid. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good. Good. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So, let's hear the good news. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Elon...Mr. Musk... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steyr indicated |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | unit costs 50% above internal |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Tesla estimates to hit return goals. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room except engineering, production, marketing,and finance. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT the FUCK?!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You tell me this NOW?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do ANY you jabronis know how to do simple math? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Christ almighty. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You know where we'd have to price it? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Silicon Valley might buy it, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | but Wall street won't! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Come on! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Elon, T. Rowe and Fido can't dump out now! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Sure, but we'll have to raise billions more! How do you propose to do that? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Elon, ever hear of Adam Jonas? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Look, I'm a big idea guy, not a production energineer |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | But this Steyr bid |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | is total crap. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You geniuses are going to have to |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | figure this shit out. NOW! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | NUMMI is a go. We have no other choice but to insource |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and I don't want to hear any of this shit about paint shops |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and overhead absorption |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You halfwits know my reputation...MY reputation...is at stake here, right? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | A reputation I've built through |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | masterful coding and salesmanship, emphasis on |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | SALESMANSHIP |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Oh, fuck it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I guess *I* have to do everything around here |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Here's what we're going to do and if any of you dingleberries have |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | a problem with it |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | you can get your shit now and |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | go work at GM or Ford. Those staying: |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. Elon always lands with his bum in the butter. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We'll insource 90% of production |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's already a rad looking car |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And the greenies |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | won't know the difference |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Sure, it'll be shit |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but by the time Wall Street figures it out |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | we'll have equitized it. Still, you guys suck the big one. |
