| 00:00 - 00:03 | Pokemon go has been released this weekend |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will need to get incense and pokeballs |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You can find pokestops here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As soon as we have a few pokemons we will be to train them |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And take control of the nearby gym |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And you said we can find pokemons outside ? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Even the powerful ones ? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Unfortunately |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We don't know how to locate pikachu yet |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The green leaves have been useless so far |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those bellow level 5 please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is UNACCEPTABLE ! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Completely UNACCEPTABLE ! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You're telling me you've been walking miles since yesterday and you still don't know how to catch pikachu ? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I gave you all a brand new Nexus 5X |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | With an unlimited data plan |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I even bought you brand new nike shoes ! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And with all that incense spent, we still do not have Pikachu ! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We will never be able to take over the mystic team ! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer, the servers are really unstable ! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It's the same for everyone ! And the mystic team has a 500 CP eevee ! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer, this is not possible |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | See the gym at the starbucks. It was a Pidgey yesterday. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And now a 500 CP eevee ! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We will never be able to take it back |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And the footsteps seems really unreliable too |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We have no way to locate Pikachu |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If only we had more incubators or lure modules |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I would go get Pikachu myself |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I have always wanted to catch Pikachu |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I wanted to steal it from Stalin at some point ! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And now we are so late |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A week end late |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All the guides are on the internet |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | 8 year olds have bigger Pokemons than ours |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I warned you that this was going to be a thing |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That this will be a bigger thing than twitter |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But you preferred playing clash of clans |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And soon no one will be there |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We will be all alone ! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, you can still play hearthstone |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I never thought it would end like this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have been playing Pokemons for 20 years |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | All that for nothing |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I give up |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will go back to super mario world |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I still have a functionning NES |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hope I can still play that game... |
