00:00 - 00:03 | General, The entire Staff is gathered here in the JOC and by VTC. |
00:04 - 00:05 | We will brief you on |
00:05 - 00:07 | The HQ move from AUAB, to Camp Arifjan. |
00:08 - 00:12 | We have made good progress. However, we have come across a problem. |
00:12 - 00:15 | Camp Arifjan, is not actually in QATAR. It is in Kuwait, 600miles away. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Do not patronise me. |
00:19 - 00:21 | All we have to do is move into an empty building. |
00:24 - 00:26 | General |
00:27 - 00:28 | Sir |
00:31 - 00:33 | Sir, we do not have a building to move into. |
00:34 - 00:36 | You must move into a Tent. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave, apart from the COS, Dir J4, Dir J6 and the DCG. |
01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS! |
01:15 - 01:17 | MOVE INTO A TENT!! A TENT !! |
01:18 - 01:23 | WHAT HAPPENED TO THE $15M HQ BUILDING !? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Did I not give you my intent ? |
01:29 - 01:31 | IVE BEEN WAITING FOR A YEAR !! |
01:31 - 01:34 | IVE ATTENDED A THOUSAND VTCs ! |
01:34 - 01:37 | ALL THOSE HOURS FOR NOTHING !? |
01:37 - 01:40 | IM SUPPOSED TO BE FIGHTING A WAR !!! |
01:40 - 01:42 | General the Tent will be air conditioned... |
01:42 - 01:46 | IT'S IN KUWAIT !! THE HOTTEST PLACE ON EARTH !! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir it is the best A/C on the market. |
01:48 - 01:52 | I DONT CARE !! .... THE A/C WILL FAIL !!! |
01:53 - 01:54 | IT ALWAYS FAILS !!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Listen to me Colonel |
01:57 - 02:00 | I have actually been to Kuwait before |
02:00 - 02:03 | I WAS SWEATING SO MUCH I THOUGHT I WAS SWIMMING !! |
02:04 - 02:08 | I WENT THROUGH 6 SETS OF UNIFORM IN 2 DAYS !! |
02:08 - 02:13 | THEY DONT EVEN SELL GATORADE IN THE PX TO REPLENISH ELECTROLITES !!!! |
02:14 - 02:16 | IS THAT HOW YOU WANT US TO LIVE ?!?! |
02:17 - 02:21 | NO ONE HAS HAD TO WORK LIKE THAT ..... SINCE FOREVER !?!? |
02:27 - 02:29 | I know there's a Swimming Pool. |
02:30 - 02:34 | But the Officers are NOT ALLOWED TO USE IT! |
02:34 - 02:36 | It seems to be for E8s AND BELOW...... |
02:41 - 02:42 | Maybe E9s... |
02:43 - 02:47 | BUT DEFINATELY NOT SPECIAL FORCES OFFICERS !!!! |
02:48 - 02:53 | AND THERE IS NO SOCIAL LIFE .... NO ALCOHOL... |
02:54 - 02:56 | Have you not been to QATAR? |
02:56 - 02:59 | THEY HAVE THE BEAUTIFUL KASBAH !! |
03:00 - 03:02 | IT HAS BEER, LINE DANCING AND POPCORN !!! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, J2 will stay here. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Our HQ is ruined .... |
03:19 - 03:23 | There is nothing we can do .... |
03:25 - 03:26 | Unless ..... |
03:31 - 03:33 | Move into .. CJTF..... |
03:40 - 03:46 | They have room for us ... next to the Jamaican contingent. |
03:46 - 03:49 | It is tight but we will fit ... |
03:53 - 03:56 | Make it happen ... |