| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are ready to start the countdown for the top 30 movies from 1984 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I'm just going to start the list as one big blitz |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Hopefully you are happy with it since Das Boot didn't get enough love. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But I am hoping this list entertains you Yank |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Because I put a lot of work into it while "taking care of the kids." |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm sure it's going to be fine, KP |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Wrath of Khan should be top 3 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yank |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Khan didn't |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Khan didn't make the top 10 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Krista and wikkid gave a ton of points to that jungle opera house thing |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except krista, wikkid, KP and that weird guy in the corner |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Not Top 3? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Not even top 10? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | My secretary is going hear me yell but I don't care |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And the clients waiting in the main room can hear me too |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How the hell isn't it a top 10 movie? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Who the hell do you people think you are? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You think you are better than everyone because you pick movies that made 50 bucks at some art show where you lost your virginity |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And gave points to a stupid jungle opera house |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I lost my virginity in an opera house Yank |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who the hell gives a shit about the first time you got laid? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Yank, it was a special moment and the movie spoke to me |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And the first time Captain Kirk felt pain didnt? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Spock dying?! He died! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They used Shakespeare to define a submarine battle in space that stands the test of time |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Gave us a space battle that hasn't been topped since |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It was the best damn sci-fi ever written |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But no, like the stupid divorcee in my waiting room you gave me this to work with? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Are you all so pent up in your marriages that one pool scene from 1982 still makes you feel like a true man? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | There's free damn porn now you idiots. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If you want soft core porn and jungle operas just stop posting |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Khan was the greatest sequel |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It gave us the great funeral that eats your heart out |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And makes you love life and sci-fi again |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | A jungle opera |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A damn jungle opera, soft core porn and Blade Runner which everyone says they like just to look cool |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Nobody goes out of their way to watch Indiana Solo in the rain for two hours ask people questions about bugs |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well, I guess wikkid could, its up his alley |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But the rest of you who claim to like movies? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You seriously are ignoring great sci-fi for what? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. He will help you even though you are stupid. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I warned you all at the beginning |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Khan had to be a top movie |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Spock died... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The needs of the many |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | outweight the needs of the few, and the one |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They should have called it a documentary |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Post your stupid list |
