| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you can see, our DC Universe shows are doing very well. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Flash has been a big hit among fans |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and as you can see, its ratings have gone up since last season. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We were initially skeptical about LoT |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but it has proven itself to be quite popular too. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | With such successful spinoffs |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I bet that Arrow itself must be doing fantastic. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Arrow... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Arrow is being bashed by fans and critics alike. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Its ratings are at an all time low. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who works on our other shows may leave. The Arrow writers shall remain. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I already told you! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Killing an iconic character like the Black Canary was a bad idea! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I said the fans wouldn't like it |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | but Marc kept telling me it was organic. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If I wanted organic I'd go to a market. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You should have killed Felicity instead! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That bitch only whines without contributing anything! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the fans really love her. We can't kill her off. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Those shippers aren't real fans! They only watch for Olicity! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they sent us a gift basket when we killed off Laurel. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't even get me started on that bullshit. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They celebrated it! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They celebrated the death |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | of a beloved DC character and yet Marc still thinks |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that he should listen to them for story ideas. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He keeps getting his shitty story ideas from Tumblr shippers who don't care about action. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He turned this show from a superhero series into a bad romantic drama. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And he says it's all organic. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I could get better plot ideas if I fired you all and hired Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I had such high hopes for Arrow... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It was our most promising show back in season 2. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | There was so much potential. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All that potential wasted |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | because Marc forgot about the show we set off to create |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and thinks he's supposed to pander to a small group of delusional idiots. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You should be ashamed that you let one of our best shows |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | turn into a laughing stock. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Our superhero show is now about a stupid hacker! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, he doesn't know you ship Olicity. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I will talk to the other board members |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and convince them to fire Guggenheim. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | As for you guys |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I will watch you closely. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Coordinate with the Flash writers. They're doing Flashpoint. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It's the only thing that can save Arrow now. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll be browsing /r/arrow. |
