| 00:00 - 00:03 | Now that we've bought bitcoin.com |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and twitter handle @bitcoin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The flippening is set to happen any day now |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Craig, Jihan, and Rick are shilling on a daily basis |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And our sock puppets on r/btc continue spamming the Bitcoin mempool |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Sell all our Bitcoin and pump up Bcash |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We want people to think its the real Bitcoin |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Roger... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Lightning Network... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Lightning Network now has hundreds of nodes and live transactions |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Bitcoin transactions are set to become fast and cheap |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who isn't a paid shill for Bcash, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is bullshit |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Lightning Network was supposed to be bullshit |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I spent all that money bribing Coinbase to surprise launch Bcash |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Lightning Network was supposed to be a fantasy |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What's the point of Bcash if Bitcoin has cheap transactions |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Bcash is as good as garbage now |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It's worse than garbage, you can't even burn it |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Bcash is the biggest fraud in history |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Roger, we could buy back our Bitcoin |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | With what, our shitty bcash, its worthless |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Roger... maybe Bcash will be worth something |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Now that Lightning makes Bitcoin transactions fast and cheap |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's all over |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I thought that if we copy the name and logo |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | People wouldn't realize the difference |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And I would be in charge of the whole thing |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I would have the power and control |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But Lightning Network is ruining everything with smarter scaling solutions |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I am a self made millionaire |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now I've sold all my bitcoin and I'm broke |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe Andreas was right all along |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Bitcoin's strength is from its decentralization |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | No man can rule over Bitcoin |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Not even me |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Even though I am a self made millionaire |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I tried so hard to destroy Bitcoin |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I went on CNBC more times than I can stomach |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I made up every lie about Segwit |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I said Lightning would never come and Bitcoin would be too expensive |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, maybe your Ripple will still be worth something |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Bcash is over |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It was all just a fraud |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | the whole time |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Buy back the Bitcoin |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell them all to setup a full node and Lightning hub |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Tell r/btc that it's over, we're done shilling |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tell Coinbase it's over |
