| 00:00 - 00:05 | Come and play Life Is Feudal MMO |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It's great |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | you can build a castle, lay sieges, and trade |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | you can even PVP |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | FOR 1 HOUR A WEEK |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | 1 HOUR |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | 1 HOUR |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | PEOPLE WAIT ALL WEEK FOR THIS SHIT |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | 1 HOUR |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | THE SERVERS DONT EVEN WORK |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | RUBBER BANDING, DCS, SERVER INITIALIZING |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | AND FUCK SERVER 38 |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | THESE IDIOTS GET LAG ALL DAY |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | FIVE DISCONNECTS A DAY |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | THEY CANT EVEN PVP DURING JUDGEMENT HOUR |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | THE ONLY HOUR THEY GET |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | 1 HOUR |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I CANT BELIEVE THEY STILL PLAY |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | AND THEY TRY TO CROSS BORDERS WITH HORSES |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | HORSES FOR ALL THE CHINESE ZERG MEMBERS |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | WE SAY THE SERVERS ARE GOOD TO CROSS |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | AND POOF THERE GOES ANOTHER HORSE |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | BUT SERIOUS, WE ARE WORKING HARD ON THE SERVERS |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | ONE DAY WE WILL GET IT FIXED |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | KEEP BUYING SKINS AND POWER HOURS |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | AND ENJOY PVP |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | 1 HOUR |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | WE HAVE A MECHANIC CALLED INSTANCED BATTLES |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | 100v100 INSTANCED BATTLE THAT DOESNT EVEN WORK |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | 1 HOUR |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | AND THAT. |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | GUILD DELETION... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | A BUNCH OF GUILDS ALL GOT DELETED |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | HUNDREDS OF HOURS GONE BY A COUPLE NECKBEARDS |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | THAT SCHEDULED INSTANCE BATTLE CANCELLED |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | SERVERS WENT DOWN? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | OF COURSE THEY DID |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | THOSE GUILDS HAVE TO REBUILD EVERYTHING |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | AND THE IB GUYS HAVE TO WAIT FOR JH |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | AND THEN THERE IS ATS |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | WHO ARE THEY? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | A BUNCH OF NECKBEARDS THAT ONLY FIGHT NAKEDS |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | AND SCREAM PVP IS DEAD AND #BBBB ON DISCORD ALL DAY |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | AT LEAST THEY HAVE PARA TO BOSS AROUND |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | AND THE 1 HOUR OF PVP |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | WHY DO THESE PEOPLE KEEP PLAYING |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | AT LEAST WE ARE MAKING MONEY OFF MICROTRANSACTIONS |
