| 00:01 - 00:07 | News just in right now yes |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Luke is on Grindr |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | And looking very nice yes please |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | We ask Luke why for he is on Grindr |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | He say yes please to men because penis men thankyou |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | He need doodle. Doodle please. Yes please. Doodle. |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | Plus lots mooooore doodle yes please |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Luke loving the Grindr and can please send request for doodle |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | He can service all doodle black and white even Lance size doodle |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | Yes, even that size. Simply difficult to comprehend it. |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Luke on Grinder thankyou |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | It was great for you watching. |
