| 00:00 - 00:03 | We will assemble at pb club at 5:15 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | To play a 12 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Person round robin tournament |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It will be a hard tournament |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But everyone will have a chance to win |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Andreas will be there but |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He is rusty due to the new child |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Andres he eh |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Andres mastered the Ernie |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He was trained by Heir Gruber |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who allowed Andres in the lesson, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We were getting closer! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He was out with a baby |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Our third shot drops were better |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Our dinks were better |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Serves were better |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He was stagnant |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Worried about other things than pickleball |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And you bring him back in! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, Euan was traveling and we needed a fourth |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck that Scottish prick |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, Euan gets us 20% paddl promo codes |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He can shove those locos paddles up his ass! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Euan can’t dink for shit |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And you Jared |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You think if you bring Andres to lessons |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You won’t lose you next match with him 0-11 |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We are spending thousand of dollars |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | On this stupid old person wiffle ball game |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And we were so close to having just a little bit of pride |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And then you go and let Andres learn how to Ernie |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now when you come back to your wife |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And children and they ask how pickleball went |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Will you look them in the eyes |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And say you lost 0-11 |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | As a large Swede Ernied in your face |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Made you cry like a little girl |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | While he gave you unasked for advice |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And now you need to wear Kitchen Blockers |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I was telling people that I am basically 3.5 |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok everyone knows DUPR is not perfect |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It’s ok we will just rank matches |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Most of us will just face Andres 1-2 times on Sundays |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Except Ro |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | All is lost |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe he will get bored with us and find another padel sport |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We can still all beat Euan and watch him freak out |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Need 2 more for Sunday |
