| 00:00 - 00:03 | There have been four accidents this morning |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Bay Campus |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Singleton Campus |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Two buses collided at The Quadrant |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we've hit a JCB at HSV |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's ok, we can use the Learner buses from Ravenhill |
| 00:25 - 00:28 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Two newbies have driven their buses into the gates and blocked access |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I just need Lynch, Pope, Wade and Coombe |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck are they doing? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How many fucking busses do they think we have? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Is it just a game of fucking dodgems out there |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Or are they just all fucking incompetant? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is completely unsustainable |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'm the King of this depot |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And I say they have to fucking stop wrecking busses |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How many more fucking times? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, they've tried to tell you that they shouldn't be in HSV |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What do they fucking know? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, they know how to drive a bus! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | So help me Lynch, I'll send you to Port Talbot |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Whatever next? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Fancy dress at Halloween? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Father fucking Christmas suits for the kids? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Do you want me to actually make them seem nice? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I just want them to stop with the crashes! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They're bus drivers, lower than the low |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is it really too much to ask? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All I hear is Mark Jacobs this, Mark Jacobs that |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm not Mark Jacobs, I'm a nasty bastard |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Not just a bastard, I'm The Bastard |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and it's Mr Bastard to you |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I was bullied as a child. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I just want you all to like me. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's not fair, you all hate me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well I'll fucking show you |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'll introduce 24 hour rotas on every fucking route |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They'll be so fucking tired they'll wreck every bus in the depot |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Of course he doesn't mean the engineering van |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe we could just get a proper insurance policy |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Or start getting them to work normal hours |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Like humans |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe even a proper pay increase |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do you think that would make them like me? A little bit? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe even want to have a drink with me? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Sell the scrap to Landore Metals |
