A Donkey's Tale
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Just heard of a big hand being played during the main event... over at the Action Casino & Sports Book. Right here... in Alpharetta. I thought for sure George was done for, when Chief 3-bet $7.5K over his weak $3K raise from the big blind. Since George must have been playing his usual crap,
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Just heard of a big hand being played during the main event... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | over at the Action Casino & Sports Book. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Right here... in Alpharetta. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I thought for sure George was done for, |
| 00:12 - 00:16 | when Chief 3-bet $7.5K over his weak $3K raise from the big blind. |
| 00:17 - 00:20 | Since George must have been playing his usual crap, |
| 00:20 - 00:22 | it is safe to assume he is out of the tournament? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Uh... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | George went all in with $6.5K and pocket ten's, |
| 00:35 - 00:39 | then Chief folded his pocket kings giving George the chips he needed to finish 2nd in the tournament. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks this was a good lay-down, stay in the room. The rest of you... get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell was Chief thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Laying down kings against George for only $6.5K?? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Is he an idiot!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | George has trouble reading cards, never mind playing them. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is the fool who will call any size bet... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | with J4 off. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He laid down pocket Kings!! Are you fucking kidding me? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It's this kind of donkey play that makes Hummert think he knows how to play holdem! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, he thought George had a set. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a shit what he thought George had. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the board matched George's range. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Range? His range is the whole fucking deck! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You call with pocket kings... period! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's simple math dude! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | So because of this stupid fold, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | George finishes 2nd in the main event. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You know what this means... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | don't you? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | George is now gonna bring this type of play... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | to the cash game, where some poor bastard, |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | like Patrick, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | is going to lose his ass with the nut flush... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | to 4's full of jacks. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Is this right? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Of course not! All because that tall, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | bald, stupid piece of shit lacked the brass ones... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | to make a call my 4 year-old daughter would make. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And you know, somehow, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Action is going to suffer a bad beat because of this. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Tanya. Chucky would have made the call. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So, what do we do now that George |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | thinks he is a poker player? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We have only one option. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Invite George back next week. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And during the first round, butt-rape him on the felt and send him packing. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | This should cool his jets and bring him down to earth. |
| 03:53 - 03:58 | So, who's in for pizza? |