| 00:00 - 00:03 | WE HAVE NAILED THE RENEGADE FANS EVERYWHERE |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | TAKING ACTION ALL OVER THE UK |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | WE HAVE BEEN TO COURT IN BLACKPOOL |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | IN MANCHESTER AND LIVERPOOL |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | AND FINALLY THE BIG ONE IN THE HIGH COURT IN LONDON |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | DONT WORRY ABOUT A THING GUYS |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | JUDGE SMITH KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | MY KOKO |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | JUDGE SMITH |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | JUDGE SMITH HAS RULED IN FAVOUR OF UNCLE VAL |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | YOU'RE ORDERED TO PAY £32M PLUS COSTS |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | IF ANYONE FOLLOWS ANDY PILLEY ON TWITTER OR SLATES ME ON AVFTT LEAVE THE ROOM NOW |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | IN ENGLAND, IN MY OWN FUCKING COUNTRY |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | JOHNNY FOREIGNER COMES ALONG AND THEY CALL HIM UNCLE VAL |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I GIVE HIM A PIECE OF THE CLUB |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | A PEICE OF MY CLUB THAT MY FATHER SAVED |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | NEXT THING THE FANS DON'T WANT ME AROUND |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ALL OF A SUDDEN HE'S THE GREAT SAVIOUR |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WE ARE THEN CAST AS VILLAINS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | MY KOKO, HE DID INVEST HIS CASH |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HIS CASH? HE THREW A FEW QUID IN THAT'S ALL |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | MY KOKO, IT WAS CONSIDERABLY MORE THAN THAT |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | HE WAS A FOOL, THINKING HE COULD TAKE US FOR A RIDE |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HE'S A CONMAN |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | HE DIDN'T MENTION KYRGYZSTAN DID HE? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | NO HE WOULDN'T DO THAT |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | OR DID HE MENTION HIS CRAP KIMMEL BEER |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | IT'S SO BAD EVEN TOM FOLDING WOULDN'T DRINK IT |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | NEITHER WOULD THAT PUNK ROCKER HIGGINS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE ALL FELL FOR THIS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THE JUDGE, THE MEDIA AND EVERY FAN IN THE UK |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | NEXT THING THEY'LL BE AFTER MY ESTATE AGENTS |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | SAYING I SOLD THEM A DUD HOUSE |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE BAD BOY |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'VE GOT TO SORT THIS OUT |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | BEFORE I KNOW IT I WON'T HAVE ENOUGH CASH TO PAY MY GROUSE SHOOTING FEES |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'LL HAVE TO GIVE AMANDA THOMPSON A CALL TO LET ME USE THE PLEASURE BEACH RIFLE RANGE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | THAT UNCLE VAL THINKS HE'S CLEVER |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | CLEVERER THAN A MASTER STRATEGIST LIKE ME |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | HE'LL BE BUYING MAN UTD NEXT AND ALL BECAUSE I'VE HAD TO GIVE HIM ALL THIS CASH |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | DONT WORRY, IVE HEARD PILLEY LIKES PRETTY STAFF |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | THIS DEFEAT IS DISASTROUS |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A TOTAL KILLER |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | THERE IS NO WAY OUT |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | WRITE TO ALL THE SEASON TICKET HOLDERS TELL THEM THEYRE ALL MUSHROOMS AFTER ALL |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | EVEN HARRY HOUDINI CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | IM RETIRING BACK TO MY PIG FARM |
