00:00 - 00:03 | Our research team has been hard at work. |
00:04 - 00:05 | Our searches are done. |
00:05 - 00:07 | There's an SEBD School outside Berlin. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Little Adolf can travel independently getting the bus from here to here. |
00:12 - 00:15 | His Power Complex Conduct Disorder will soon be a thing of the past. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Yes but ...we've requested |
00:19 - 00:21 | a place at The William Henry Smith School |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer..... |
00:27 - 00:28 | ......Sadly..... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Sadly...WHSS has turned the referral down |
00:34 - 00:36 | They will not take him |
00:53 - 00:58 | EHC Plan writers stay: Krautle, Jodel, Krebs and Buckdorf |
01:13 - 01:15 | I can't believe this bollocks! |
01:15 - 01:17 | THIS IS UTTER AND COMPLETE BOLLOCKS! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Shit! We spent hours on those fucking Outcomes-we even formed an LMT. |
01:25 - 01:28 | Then that Scottish fuckwit turns us down! |
01:29 - 01:31 | Now he won't get that Polo Curriculum |
01:31 - 01:34 | That School is better run than the SS. |
01:34 - 01:37 | Their Therapy cups of tea solve every fucking problem under the sun |
01:37 - 01:40 | Shit! He'll miss activities to die for |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuher, the drumming is often cancelled... |
01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up,Moron! There's trampolining; they even have fucking go-karts |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuher, the go-karts don't work on grass... |
01:48 - 01:52 | Shut the fuck up! No other school will do, look at the Life Skills work |
01:53 - 01:54 | No one on earth |
01:56 - 01:57 | can teach a kid how to sit on a bus |
01:57 - 02:00 | better than Johnny Ireland. You all deserve to die |
02:00 - 02:03 | because my son will never get his name in the yellow bucket! |
02:04 - 02:08 | My son could have been Campbell's best ever gofer |
02:08 - 02:13 | I don't mind that SID is fucked and that whenever staff write something |
02:14 - 02:16 | IT JUST TOTALLY FUCKING DISAPPEARS! |
02:17 - 02:21 | He could end up in a Behaviour Modification School run by Stalin |
02:27 - 02:29 | My son will never open the red cupboard |
02:30 - 02:34 | Look what they achieve by offering worthless shit as a reward |
02:34 - 02:36 | or he might have donated. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Even after serving |
02:43 - 02:47 | veggie pigs in blankets they STILL got the FFL Gold Award |
02:48 - 02:53 | No Milo, no massage chair |
02:54 - 02:56 | My boy would have loved reading to Nancy |
02:56 - 02:59 | He'll get no key-working sessions at McDonald's |
03:00 - 03:02 | He won't ever get cuddles from Brenda and Janet |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. You can pretend to be Brenda |
03:14 - 03:16 | This is a Class A fucking tragedy |
03:19 - 03:23 | I really wanted that School |
03:25 - 03:26 | and now where...? |
03:31 - 03:33 | Gilfillan's place? |
03:40 - 03:46 | My leadership style is modelled totally on Heneghan |
03:46 - 03:49 | Once, he had a moustache just like mine |
03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck it... phone the PRU. |