00:00 - 00:03 | Module A question is looking easy to answer |
00:04 - 00:05 | asking about leadership |
00:05 - 00:07 | in Metropolis and 1984 |
00:08 - 00:12 | The Module C question is also looking quite answerable |
00:12 - 00:15 | only asking for one related text to analyse |
00:17 - 00:19 | How about Module B and the question? |
00:19 - 00:23 | Did they specify a poem? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
00:27 - 00:28 | Module B |
00:31 - 00:33 | For Module B they specified Journey to the Magi |
00:34 - 00:36 | along with shitty statements as questions |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who prepared notes for Magi, leave |
01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK NESA |
01:15 - 01:17 | FIRST YOU GIVE A FUCKING FOOTBALL PITCH AS A TEXT |
01:18 - 01:23 | AND THEN YOU ASK US ABOUT A DUSTY BOOKSHOP |
01:25 - 01:28 | OUT OF ALL THE POEMS YOU CHOOSE |
01:29 - 01:31 | YOU CHOOSE THE MOST WACK |
01:31 - 01:34 | I PREPARED NOTES FOR HOLLOW MEN AND PRUFROCK |
01:34 - 01:37 | NOT FUCKING MAGI |
01:37 - 01:40 | NOW HOW AM I MEANT TO GET INTO USYD MEDICINE |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuher they never said they won't specify |
01:42 - 01:46 | I DONT FUCKING CARE WHAT THEY SAID |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuher they specified a poem last year |
01:48 - 01:52 | Does it look like I give a shit about the 2016 HSC |
01:53 - 01:54 | THOSE FUCKING SNAKES |
01:56 - 01:57 | FIVE YEARS OF HARD WORK |
01:57 - 02:00 | WINNING THE GAMES OF MONOPOLY DEAL |
02:00 - 02:03 | AND THEY REWARD ME WITH MAGI |
02:04 - 02:08 | WHY NOT I JUST DROP OUT NOW |
02:08 - 02:13 | AND ENROL INTO TAFE INSTEAD |
02:14 - 02:16 | INTO TAFE |
02:17 - 02:21 | WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER STUDYING |
02:27 - 02:29 | All I wanted was to get into USYD Medicine |
02:30 - 02:34 | I did decent in UMAT and I mean decent |
02:34 - 02:36 | I was on track for Medicine |
02:41 - 02:42 | I had the handwriting already |
02:43 - 02:47 | I WAS ALREADY PLANNING MY UNI LIFE OUT |
02:48 - 02:53 | BUT FUCK NO |
02:54 - 02:56 | All they know is how to fuck us up hard |
02:56 - 02:59 | Where is the empathy you taught us? |
03:00 - 03:02 | MUST YOU BE FUCKING SAVAGES |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay you studied for Magi, you'll still get Medicine |
03:14 - 03:16 | I've accepted my fate |
03:19 - 03:23 | I'll just enrol in TAFE |
03:25 - 03:26 | and do a Cert IV in Beauty Therapy |
03:31 - 03:33 | The trick is getting the nails right |
03:40 - 03:46 | I'll just marry into a rich family |
03:46 - 03:49 | and spend my life as a house husband |
03:53 - 03:56 | I'll cook and clean |