Ambridge Organics

14,491 views • 11/17/2015

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Rob goes mental

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00:00 - 00:03The new shelving units
00:04 - 00:05Are being built as we speak
00:05 - 00:07By our suppliers in Germany
00:08 - 00:12We have gone for the Bauhaus range
00:12 - 00:15and they have promised delivery next Thursday
00:17 - 00:19Are they the ones with the invisible brackets?
00:19 - 00:21You know the ones with the integrated price labels
00:24 - 00:26I thought you wanted the model without the labels
00:27 - 00:28It's too late to .. to..
00:31 - 00:33Change the order now
00:34 - 00:36We will lose our 50% deposit on the order
00:53 - 00:58I wanted to speak to these people alone - Jazza, Neil, and Johnny
01:13 - 01:15Don't you understand the fundamental basics of shopfitting?
01:15 - 01:17Clean lines and a modern appearance are essential
01:18 - 01:23I am surrounded by lovers of chintz
01:25 - 01:28and they undermine me with their love of out-dated labeling methods
01:29 - 01:31It's alright Helen
01:31 - 01:34First, it was the bloody tea room
01:34 - 01:37With the mismatched chairs
01:37 - 01:40and Tony's reclaimed tables
01:40 - 01:42We did try to get him to paint them white
01:42 - 01:46They would have fitted into his parent's dining room they were so old!
01:46 - 01:48We could try sanding them down a bit and staining them oak
01:48 - 01:52Don't insult me with your varnish solutions
01:53 - 01:54It's all of you
01:56 - 01:57What happened about the electrician?
01:57 - 02:00The one from the other side of Felpesham?
02:00 - 02:03Who told him we had a three phase supply?
02:04 - 02:08How are we going to power the extra chill cabinet?
02:08 - 02:13With that idiot Fallon using up all the power for the tea urn.
02:14 - 02:16We will need at least 50 amps for the entire unit
02:17 - 02:21Even though I have specified LED uplighters
02:27 - 02:29..and what about the name?
02:30 - 02:34"Ambridge Team Rooms"
02:34 - 02:36The very name stinks of old used Tena pads
02:41 - 02:42And what about my idea?
02:43 - 02:47"Ambridge Organics Catering and Silage"
02:48 - 02:53That was much snappier
02:54 - 02:56Well now I suppose you are happy
02:56 - 02:59We spend a fortune in doilies
03:00 - 03:02Brown teapots with knitted cosies
03:04 - 03:07You'd better not drive home too fast
03:14 - 03:16Well that's it then..
03:19 - 03:23We'll have Peggy Woolley, Jill Archer and all that crowd in here
03:25 - 03:26Wittering on about the village hall
03:31 - 03:33moaning about the prices
03:40 - 03:46I wanted dudes with top-knots
03:46 - 03:49and yummy mummies in their work-out gear
03:53 - 03:56I might as well get a job.