| 00:00 - 00:03 | The new shelving units |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Are being built as we speak |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | By our suppliers in Germany |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have gone for the Bauhaus range |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and they have promised delivery next Thursday |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Are they the ones with the invisible brackets? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | You know the ones with the integrated price labels |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | I thought you wanted the model without the labels |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's too late to .. to.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Change the order now |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We will lose our 50% deposit on the order |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I wanted to speak to these people alone - Jazza, Neil, and Johnny |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Don't you understand the fundamental basics of shopfitting? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Clean lines and a modern appearance are essential |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I am surrounded by lovers of chintz |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and they undermine me with their love of out-dated labeling methods |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's alright Helen |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | First, it was the bloody tea room |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | With the mismatched chairs |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and Tony's reclaimed tables |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We did try to get him to paint them white |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They would have fitted into his parent's dining room they were so old! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We could try sanding them down a bit and staining them oak |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't insult me with your varnish solutions |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's all of you |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What happened about the electrician? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The one from the other side of Felpesham? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Who told him we had a three phase supply? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How are we going to power the extra chill cabinet? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | With that idiot Fallon using up all the power for the tea urn. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We will need at least 50 amps for the entire unit |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Even though I have specified LED uplighters |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | ..and what about the name? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | "Ambridge Team Rooms" |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The very name stinks of old used Tena pads |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And what about my idea? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | "Ambridge Organics Catering and Silage" |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That was much snappier |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well now I suppose you are happy |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We spend a fortune in doilies |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Brown teapots with knitted cosies |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You'd better not drive home too fast |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well that's it then.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We'll have Peggy Woolley, Jill Archer and all that crowd in here |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Wittering on about the village hall |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | moaning about the prices |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I wanted dudes with top-knots |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and yummy mummies in their work-out gear |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I might as well get a job. |
