| 00:00 - 00:03 | Survivor 47 is apparently preparing for a season. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As far as we know, we still have 90 minute episodes |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In addition to the intro returning. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Unfortunately, the auction will not be returning, despite fan approval in 45 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And old puzzles are needing to be rehashed because of a geek who was in NASA. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I see, hopefully we can get some entertaining villains. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They make the show entertaining. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fürher... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sadly... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Host Jeff Probst said he is not casting anymore villains on the show anymore. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Due to Probst wanting to move the show in a more positive light. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are a fan of the New Era of the show, please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE THESE PEOPLE HIGH ON MY NAZI COCAINE CHOCOLATE?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THESE PEOPLE ARE PLAYING FOR A MILLION DOLLARS!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THEY TOOK WHAT MADE THE SHOW ENTERTAINING |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AND THEY JUST TOOK IT LIKE YOU TAKE AWAY TOYS FROM A TODDLER! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ARE THESE PEOPLE HIGH?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | People watch Survivor to be ENTERTAINED! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | People need to backstab in a game for a million bucks |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Because it's called SURVIVOR, not Friendship Island! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, the players were being sent death threats for being villainous! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | DEATH THREATS?! FOR PLAYING AGGRESSIVELY! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, this is why Probst won't cast anymore villains! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And these were the same peoples who stan Parvati and Courtney?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THEY WERE VILLAINS TOO DAMMIT! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | People complain too much about how people play a million dollar game |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | When last season's winner only played like a villain because she needed the money! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Isn't that a bit fucking hypocritical?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Sending FUCKING DEATH THREATS TO VILLAINS OVER PLAYING SURVIVOR! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | When we know they would do the SAME FUCKING THING ON THE ISLAND IN A MILLION DOLLAR GAME! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IS THE ULTIMATE FORM OF HYPOCRISY! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Who's running the fucking casting process, because they are taking more freedoms than STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm sad this is the last time we see villains... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | People play BETTER when they play aggressively! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That is why Russell Hantz is my favorite! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now that's getting taken... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | FOR GOD'S FUCKING SAKE, THIS IS X'S DOING! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And these come from the SAME PEOPLE WHO STAN PARVATI, COURTNEY AND JERRI! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | People are fucking hypocritical... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | PEOPLE LIKE JESSE AND DEE LEFT THEIR TEARS ON THE ISLAND |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND THEY TAKE AWAY VILLAINS FROM US! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. Australian Survivor is still entertaining. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What has happened to this show... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Not even Big Brother is getting rid of villains... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This is fucked... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Survivor is doomed if they don't bring back villains. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | X fucked everything up, right from the very fucking start. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | This show needs to do something drastic to get more viewers. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Meeting dismissed, motherfuckers. |
