Hitler plays Fallout 4
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Hitler plays Fallout 4
00:00 - 00:03 | Remarkably, the enemy has made a series of blunders. |
00:04 - 00:05 | We have resecured territory |
00:05 - 00:07 | and imposed losses on the enemy. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Our factories have gained precious time |
00:12 - 00:15 | and further counteroffenses are well underway. |
00:17 - 00:21 | It's sweet of you guys to sugarcoat things for me, but I'm returning to my PC now. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | The Red Army... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The Red Army is in full retreat. |
00:34 - 00:36 | The war is not yet lost. |
00:53 - 00:58 | This a spoiler warning for those who haven't played yet. Leave now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | I just built my first settlement! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I have like 10 villagers already! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Our scientists went all the way to the future to obtain me a gaming PC |
01:25 - 01:28 | And now you say the war continues. |
01:29 - 01:31 | I had made peace with defeat, |
01:31 - 01:34 | and with being let down by own SS. |
01:34 - 01:37 | If you think Fallout 4 is something you can just play for an hour a day, |
01:37 - 01:40 | you are sorely mistaken! |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, this video toy you speak of, it cannot be so important. |
01:42 - 01:46 | See, you haven't even played it yet. I told you to leave! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, it will still be there when we get back. |
01:48 - 01:52 | And in the meantime I'll run into numerous story spoilers |
01:53 - 01:54 | That's why I preordered! |
01:56 - 01:57 | We fans have been waiting for this release |
01:57 - 02:00 | ever since Skyrim came out in 2011, |
02:00 - 02:03 | and you expect me to just put it off, just like that! |
02:04 - 02:08 | After all the controversy regarding the graphics |
02:08 - 02:13 | I was thoroughly pleased. I wasn't let down at all! |
02:14 - 02:16 | And my god, the power armor mechanics! |
02:17 - 02:21 | He completed New Vegas before I did, and I refuse to lose again to Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | The improvements are so plentiful. |
02:30 - 02:34 | The VATS system is better and more fun. |
02:34 - 02:36 | The quests are deep and immersive. |
02:41 - 02:42 | I'm 20 hours in, |
02:43 - 02:47 | and I feel like I'm barely scratching the surface of this amazing game! |
02:48 - 02:53 | It even has a dog companion that holds down enemies while you kill them. |
02:54 - 02:56 | There's a perk to go solo, though. |
02:56 - 02:59 | But who the hell doesn't want a companion? |
03:00 - 03:02 | They have unique dialogue that adds to the immersion! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. I'll let you borrow my copy. |
03:14 - 03:16 | It's just frustrating is all. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I'd been waiting so long for this game. |
03:25 - 03:26 | However... |
03:31 - 03:33 | The war must go on. |
03:40 - 03:46 | What sucks is I hadn't even really got into the main quest much yet. |
03:46 - 03:49 | But I'll get to it, of course. |
03:53 - 03:56 | All right, let's go. |
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