| 00:00 - 00:03 | Big Game tonight, last couple before end of season |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | All awards are still up for grabs |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We ALL need to track back! |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We're a few regulars down tonight, Gaffer |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | so we need to keep Ash from running riot |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's fine, Max is playing |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | he can shadow Ash all game |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Gaffa |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Max has pulled out tonight |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we have 5 (FIVE) ringers instead |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | One is called 'Berto'... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Jon, Ed, Dan, Geoff stay. The rest, do one. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FIVE FUCKING RINGERS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE USED TO GO WEEKS WITHOUT ONE FUCKING RINGER! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THERE WAS A LIST TO BECOME A RINGER |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | NOW WE HAVE 'BERTO' AND FUCKING 'JUAN'! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | (He can run about a bit) |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Evo, Cush, Matt Reid, Pizzle, Pierre |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We can't even get all the Edgerton's and Harris' playing together |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Fucking Berto! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But gaffa, Eric's played many times before |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck Eric! Fuck Berto! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But he brings his ball, the CL one |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He spends the whole game toe-punting it over the wall |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fucking Berto |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How am I supposed to balance this |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Make a game that's fair with 5 ringers |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Pender will be like a pig in shit |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Eric not tracking, A-lo blowing out his arse |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | At least tell me we've got 4 defenders? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Jon, Geoff someone? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Maybe this fucking Berto is the new Franco Beresi! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fucking Berto |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Right lets put this together |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | at least it's better than watching Bakeoff |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Yellow Team: |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I SHOULD PUT ALL THE FUCKING RINGERS ON THIS TEAM |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | A-lo, Michael, Ash, Dan |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Will(2),Paul, Louis |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Now for the Blues and how to stop Ash |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Maybe that's the job for Berto! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | (He's forgot he was a ringer last week) |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Blue Team: |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Statto, Jon, Will |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Pender, Eric, Juan..... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ...and fucking Berto |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They better not blame me for this shit |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Michael WoW |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking Berto |
