| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Meet is arranged for Saturday |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we will get there about 11.30 ish |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and set off down stream |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Paul will have his Gun incase one is in a tree |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and David has arranged Drinks and sausage rolls at the Ford |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I dont think sausage rolls will be needed |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | My Wife has baked a cake |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Err the cake !... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | But its |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | several of the members dont like you wifes cake. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It gave me the trots last week |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | all those who are not full members leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | My wife is a very good cook |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | there is nothing wrong with Energy cake |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | she was given the Recipe from Antonia |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | your fucking dietry fads is the very reason I wont have you round for Lunch |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Look at the BBQ |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Fucking Raw Chicken Shitty Wog Food |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and fruit punch from Tesco value range |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and fucking Cans of Beer at a £1 a pop |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I quite like the John Smiths they do in the Can with the widget |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Chardoney Rioja Merlot ! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But not everyone like Budgens wine |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Dont try & leture me on wine Peter |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Or should I say Senior Master ? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I saw them at Peterbrough |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Making their way across the place to shake you hand |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | what did I have to do ? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Fucking run along to catch up with you and her ! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Being treated like a fucking puppy just because I had Brown shoes with the black suit |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and is one of you cunts mention the MFH badge |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Fucking Mansworth with his Beer & Cider |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | the fucking piss head hasnt even got |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | a woman let alone a Wife. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I have seen his wardrobe full of yellow shirts |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The Fucking Poof |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and as for Elmer ! whats in that back pack. fucking blow up dolls ? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I decide what the order of the day |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I decide who has the Gun |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and I decide what we eat and drink at half way |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Not those E-Mail buddy buddy bastards |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its OK Claire you I use Twitter he dont mean us |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All I ever wanted was to be a landed person |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | its not my fault the spanish holiday marked took off |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and no one wants to go to Camber Sands |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If folk would just listen to my stories |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and understand I have read all the Hunting Books |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I do know what I am talking about Honestly I do |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Oh Bugger it I am going home Can I have my Subs cheque back please |
