| 00:04 - 00:05 | I can't wait |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Especially as the reds are playing at home on Tuesday |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Notts County in the Capital One Cup |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It's gonna be a classic! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Sorry, what day was that on again? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I may already have plans for you |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Helen... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's on Tuesday.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | 7:45pm kick off |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Me and Addy are gonna get tickets |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | You three stay, the rest of you go. Fonz needs looking after and I need the Christmas tree from the loft. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are you thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Organising fun without my permission! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | When you know that Neighbours is on! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How dare you |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You need to run this through with me first! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is almost as bad as the time you joined a gym! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Losing weight without my permission?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Me, Fuhrer Campbell! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I've been eating too many takeaways |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You'll get exercise trimming the hedge |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I feel knackered going to the bog upstairs |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Use the downstairs toilet gobshite |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And make sure you bleach it afterwards! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, the season is over!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, there's no more football" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Then there's the Champions League final |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The FA Cup final! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And then the pissing women's footy! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And I bet you think you can go to your Mum's birthday? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | When you know damn full well |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That it's Andy's Mum's Dog's birthday |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My week off... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I had so many plans for you this week |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Traipse around the gardening center |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Mow the lawn! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What do you think you're doing? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You need written permission from me! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he's backing down for a quiet life |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All I wanted to do was stay in and watch Neighbours |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | To see what's happening with |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Toadfish |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Fine. You can go to the match. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Go ahead and leave me here all by myself |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | With nothing but Wheelan's crying girlfriend walking past as company |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And that twat who keeps walking up and down his path. |
