| 00:00 - 00:03 | Team brief today |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Fair few lifts |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In 3Bay and 2Bay |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Been in touch with Malla and his team |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Should be over by dinner but lets not hold our breathes |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Tony we are all set then |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Can the Lift Team be trusted |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Theres just one question |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Pigeons |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Can Pigeons walk backwards |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We aint sure what do you think |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Tony,Fletch.Mike.Gypo And Carrot Top |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Pigeons! Fucking Pigeons |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WTF is going on. Idiots the lot of you |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Disgrace every one of you. Paid good money for this shit |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Bayliff you dickhead. Whats going on |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Oh Steve. You will be in the limelight soon |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Fucking Clowns, Tony how did you get here |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Should of stuck to carpet fitting |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Cant even string a sentence on a fucking radio |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But boss i saved a penalty |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What about the fucking Keys stick to digging |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | She threw them like a girl boss |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Because she is a fucking girl you spastic |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Dont want to hear it |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And dont get me started |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | On the fucking Gypo. fucking silverback |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Cant have a piece of metal or scrap anywhere |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | without the fucker trying to take it home. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | he fucking gets a hardon anytime a fucking mobile comes in |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Look at the fucking jib on that |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | more like look at the fucking Terry Turner haircut he has |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Mike i thought you were going places |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | With them dinners with Mark Cook and Calvert |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But your as bad as the rest of them! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And Carrot Top! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Fucking Dj'ing in a turkish barbers |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | More dick sucking than Ash when he sees health and safety!!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | the fucking little cunt. the albino. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Wouldnt piss on them if they were on fire |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | the fucking shit cracks |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Steve, Josh will model them balaclavas |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | the one good lad has gone |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Paul Wonder cant see a thing but still better than you lot |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Poor fucker..great lad |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And wheres Roodini gone |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | How does a hobbit have a bad back. next he will tell me how many medals he has |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | 2 letters from the prime minister |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and hasnt had sex in a year |
