00:00 - 00:03 | Gloria Gomez just broke the news on the Nielsen investigation |
00:04 - 00:05 | Nielsen is saying they have evidence |
00:05 - 00:07 | of attempted ratings tampering |
00:08 - 00:12 | Beasley is also investigating |
00:12 - 00:15 | There will be more information as it becomes available |
00:17 - 00:22 | Tell me they didn't find the shed with the watch winders |
00:25 - 00:29 | Bubba, the shed... |
00:30 - 00:34 | The shed was emptied of all PPMs and torn down |
00:34 - 00:38 | But they know about you contacting the PPM holders |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody out except Mason, 25, Gilkey and Tuddle |
01:13 - 01:15 | HOW DID THEY FIND OUT! |
01:15 - 01:19 | TELL THE BUBBA ARMY THAT GLORIA IS A HACK |
01:19 - 01:23 | THAT SHE'S A CALTA MARK |
01:25 - 01:28 | and just out to get me |
01:28 - 01:32 | SHE SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO ME |
01:32 - 01:34 | YES YES, SHE SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO ME |
01:34 - 01:37 | WE'VE GOT TO BLAME THIS ON CALTA |
01:37 - 01:40 | THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMEWAY TO BLAME THIS ON OTHERS |
01:40 - 01:42 | But Bubba, what about the evidence? |
01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK THE EVIDENCE THE BUBBA ARMY DOESN'T KNOW SHIT |
01:46 - 01:49 | But Bubba, Beasley is playing "best of" shows, taking us off air |
01:49 - 01:52 | JUST TELL THOSE SHEEP I HURT MY SHOULDER |
01:53 - 01:54 | THEY'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING |
01:56 - 01:57 | I can't admit that I can't beat MIke in ratings |
01:57 - 02:00 | We've been playing the safety dance for weeks now |
02:00 - 02:03 | I've been bragging about ratings on twitter too |
02:04 - 02:08 | Now they'll find out those ratings were fake |
02:08 - 02:13 | and I'll look worse than I did after being cuckold by Hootie |
02:14 - 02:16 | and it's hard to look worse than a cuckold |
02:17 - 02:26 | Lie to everyone tell them I need an MRI for my shoulder |
02:27 - 02:29 | I told these people I owned WBRN |
02:30 - 02:34 | How do I explain that when they don't play my show |
02:34 - 02:36 | How can I continue that lie |
02:41 - 02:42 | We need to tell everyone I'm hurt |
02:43 - 02:47 | and that Gloria and fox news are all Calta marks |
02:48 - 02:53 | and they are all out to get me |
02:53 - 02:56 | Tell them that Tampa is my town |
02:56 - 02:59 | and that Gloria owes me an apology for her lies |
03:00 - 03:02 | I cannot tell them that I am a hack |
03:04 - 03:09 | It's ok Jabber Jaw, I'll help you with your resume |
03:13 - 03:17 | We're going to have to announce a press conference |
03:19 - 03:23 | I will address the allegations that have been levitied against me |
03:25 - 03:26 | and take responsiblities |
03:31 - 03:33 | It's all I can do |
03:40 - 03:44 | The Bubba army will praise me for taking responsibilities and stand behind me |
03:44 - 03:49 | even though I'm a lying cheating fat ass |
03:53 - 03:58 | Go get me my Hootie videos |