00:02 - 00:05 | The fucking GNR have fined me 120 |
00:05 - 00:08 | Mein Fuhrer, I have the IMTT on the line |
00:08 - 00:10 | Apparently your licence has no expiry date |
00:10 - 00:15 | They say under the new regulations driving licences must have an expiry date |
00:15 - 00:17 | Of course my licence has a fucking expiry date |
00:17 - 00:19 | But they say yours expired on 30 April 1945 |
00:19 - 00:21 | Give me the fucking phone |
00:21 - 00:23 | Hello |
00:23 - 00:25 | Are you going to give my fucking driving licence back to me |
00:26 - 00:27 | Nein |
00:27 - 00:29 | Why the fuck not |
00:29 - 00:31 | Nein, it's expired |
00:31 - 00:35 | But it's a fucking new photocard EU licence, issued under the new 2012 regulations |
00:36 - 00:38 | According to our records, you died 68 years ago |
00:40 - 00:45 | When you shot yourself and that whore Braun in your bunker |
00:45 - 00:51 | It is strictly against EU regulations to issue driving licences to dead people |
00:52 - 00:59 | Listen you dipshit, do I sound fucking dead! It was all a spoof, I've been living in Portugal for all those fucking years |
01:02 - 01:03 | Wankers! |
01:03 - 01:05 | I'll tell them I'm non-resident |
01:05 - 01:07 | And I'm here as a fucking visitor in their country |
01:07 - 01:09 | Then they can do fuck all about it |
01:12 - 01:14 | But Mein Fuhrer, you have residencia here in Portugal |
01:14 - 01:16 | You cannot be a resident and a visitor |
01:16 - 01:18 | Fuck off twat |