Hitler's Auto Makers (VW) Busted for Emissions
685 views • 9/26/2015
The Fuhrer's car company caught cheating the emissions tests
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, the preparations for the Golf's 40th birthday party are going well.. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | all the new 2015 models are now nearing completion |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the new Tiguan, Touran, Sharan are ready.. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and the Golf GTE and "R-Line" are heavily pre-ordered.. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ..I think we finally have those Porsche and BMW twats running scared.. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | how's the EPA testing coming on? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | have we got full approval yet? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Emissions.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Emissions.. those dickwads at the California Air Resources Board have been actually road-testing the cars too |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and discovered our diesel test mode cheat.. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone who drives a Polo, or Jap crap, leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT.. ...THE FUCKING FUCKING FUCK?!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Didnt I tell you to shoot those fuckers already? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Fucking emissions? in the USA? Who gives a shit about those fat morons' air quality? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Everybody else fucking does it |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | My redneck uncle smokes his own fucking bacon using his Dodge Ram ! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ..and what about the share price ? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We've been buying back our own shares with Bernanke's free money for years! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Deutschebank have five trillion in derivatives options of ours? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, the stock gapped down nearly $60 last Monday.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Dammit, so we weren't even shorting our own fucking stocks when they crashed? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer I called our broker to try and sell our stock but they already margin-called the account.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | those Californian tree-hugging wankers have done this on purpose to make room for the fucking Apple iCar! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | what kind of tool is going to drive a fucking Apple electric car around anyway? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | those Apple fanboy wankers need some Panzer justice.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and I expect the fucking Swiss will ban VW sales immediately now? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and we will have to retro-fit 11 million fucking emissions systems? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | oh this is just fucking awesome isn't it.. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | we'll be getting sued by every country, franchise and useless fucking dealership in the western hemisphere |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | not to mention 1 billion fucking Chinese |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | although to be fair the emissions are probably cleaner than their normal air anyway |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | bring me my skinning up box |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I need a big fat doobie or someone's going to die |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I pre-agreed it all with Merkel anyway for God's sake.. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | useless dumpy bint |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | she was supposed to pay somebody off. you cant trust politicians to do anything right any more |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | they wont waste any time banning diesels and inventing new taxes though.. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I think I'll execute the fucking lot of them |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and WHERE is my fucking skinning up box?!! if you cunts have been nicking my weed again.. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll send you to the Eastern front driving a fucking Prius |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry he's clueless, he'll never notice |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | ..and that sustainability report from last year, what was the line? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The Volkswagen Group has a long tradition of resolute commitment to environmental protection. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | my ass.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | so who's going to be scapegoat then? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | one of you has to, they wont believe me any more after that Munich agreement bollocks |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | maybe we can go bankrupt and start up again |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ..sell all the old shit to Seat & Skoda like last time |
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