| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir F30AM, codename VW7R, we have an update. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The VW technician has issued the report on your car. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It was made in Berlin and tested around the city. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They say there is nothing wrong. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | A perfect example of the peoples car, if a little chavy. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the wonky doors? Or those... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...massive panel gaps? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | VWR7 ..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They say.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They say there are smaller panel gaps than at BMW. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Perfectly acceptable panel gaps. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave us , only you VROC 7R diehards stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THE FUCKING DOORS ARE HANGING OFF!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I CAN BARELY OPEN THAT SHIT CAN TO GET IN. |
| 01:25 - 01:29 | I had to remove them myself and remount them to look like a boss on VROC. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING 1970 DATSUN! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | EVEN THE SHITTING GRILL IS WONKY NOW!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THOSE CUNTS OVER AT BIMMERPOST ARE PISSING THEMSELVES OVER THIS SHIT! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | MY DEFECTION TO VW IS A LAUGHING STOCK! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir that's not true, we dont know that. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THAT CUNT TEASON HAS A LOG IN AT VROC!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He knows nothing sir. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He's seen the whole FUCKING THREAD. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ITS OUT!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THE FUCKING LURKER |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | THAT CUNT POSTED A PICTURE OF ME LOOKING LIKE AN OLD TWAT AT A PETROL STATION |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | HE'LL BE BACK ON AGAIN |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | HE NEVER FUCKING POSTS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | M CAR CHRIS, THE WANKER WHO CHANGES CAR EVERY MONTH! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | HE HAD 4 EXHAUSTS TOO, BUT THEY WERE FUCKING STRAIGHT ON THE M4!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | HE'S LOVING IT |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just wanted a Jewell Like interior |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | To shut up those Hippo Hide loving Beemer fans |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I got the deal of a lifetime... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I had every thread on Bmmerpost talking VW's |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THE FUCKING INTERIOR IS A DISGRACE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ITS HORRIBLE AND SHINY AFTER 1000 MILES!!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And dont mention that FUCKING Touch Screen |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | WHY DIDNT THEY JUST USE i-DRIVE |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I HAVE TO CRANK UP THE VOLUME TO DROWN OUT THE RATTLES!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok we have a BMW. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should have kept to an F30. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The Hippo Hyde wasn't so bad. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The colour matching on the bonnet was fine. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | VW7R ..have you heard about the emissions? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | This is a VW, we dont care about emissions. Christ! I've 32 damn wonky car months to run on the lease. |
| 03:46 - 03:52 | At least I've 100 magazine review wins for the R to read through. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Im calling Riaz in the week. |
