00:00 - 00:03 | We've infiltrated the BBC, Sky Sports News and Mirror Football |
00:04 - 00:05 | Every was made aware of our intentions. |
00:05 - 00:07 | We made communicated via emails, texts, Twitter, Facebook, Jim White even reloaded his Bebo page. |
00:08 - 00:12 | We have tried everywhere |
00:12 - 00:15 | The daily mail. ESPN. Talk Sport. |
00:17 - 00:19 | BT Sport and the Metro. |
00:19 - 00:21 | No problem. The transfer request will sort it. Kenwright will sell. He needs a new theatre. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Jose. |
00:27 - 00:28 | Kenwright is not selling. |
00:31 - 00:33 | The transfer request didn't work. |
00:34 - 00:36 | They are standing firm. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except Jim White, Adrian Durham & Henry Winter leave. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck are you doing?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I want John Fucking Stones! |
01:18 - 01:23 | You run this media bollocks. |
01:25 - 01:28 | What's going on?! |
01:29 - 01:31 | One job. One player is all I asked. |
01:31 - 01:34 | I've got to play fucking John Terry. |
01:34 - 01:37 | Fucking Kurt Zouma! |
01:37 - 01:40 | He isn't even a footballer! |
01:40 - 01:42 | You have Gary Cahill? |
01:42 - 01:46 | Are you taking the fucking piss?! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Jose, he's an England international. |
01:48 - 01:52 | England's best centre back is at fucking Everton when he should be here you fucktard! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Bell end. |
01:56 - 01:57 | John Stones. With the motion of a floating gazelle waltzing past players. |
01:57 - 02:00 | With his high pass completion rate. |
02:00 - 02:03 | Great hair. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Panenka penalties. |
02:08 - 02:13 | The best thing to come out of England since Princess Diana. |
02:14 - 02:16 | And I want it! |
02:17 - 02:21 | That's all I wanted. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Stones! |
02:30 - 02:34 | He's going to fucking incredible |
02:34 - 02:36 | The best in the world. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck sake. |
02:43 - 02:47 | I want you to go out and get him now. |
02:48 - 02:53 | Get back on Sky Sports News |
02:54 - 02:56 | Call Martinez |
02:56 - 02:59 | Or that fucking Kenwright |
03:00 - 03:02 | Who the fuck does he think he is? |
03:04 - 03:07 | We flew a plane over their game and he's still fucking there! |
03:14 - 03:16 | It's Ok you can still have John Terry |
03:19 - 03:23 | Who else is out there? |
03:25 - 03:26 | Demichelis? |
03:31 - 03:33 | David Luiz? |
03:40 - 03:46 | No he's fucking shite |
03:46 - 03:49 | Fuck this. If we need to do it lets do it. |
03:53 - 03:56 | What's Joleon Lescott's number? |