00:00 - 00:03 | My fuehrer! The time has come to join ISB and you haven't posted anything on the forum |
00:04 - 00:05 | People have been posting stuff |
00:05 - 00:07 | from various parts of our country |
00:08 - 00:12 | From what it seems that they are too many excited and enthusiastic people in this group |
00:12 - 00:15 | but its also very annoying to see how these strangers have even went for trips to kerala, kolad and rishikesh |
00:17 - 00:19 | Just tell me in brief the shit |
00:19 - 00:21 | These guys are talking now-a-days |
00:24 - 00:26 | My fuehrer ... |
00:27 - 00:28 | These days ... |
00:31 - 00:33 | there is a lot of discussion on how to use the OS cds |
00:34 - 00:36 | and some people have still not received the cds |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has not posted any funny stuff and has not behaved wickedly, get out now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Now what the hell are they thinking? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Are we all computer scientists here who have designed this stupid windows professional operating system |
01:18 - 01:23 | And I don't give a damn to their trip pics where they all are drinking those chilled beers |
01:25 - 01:28 | God! These pics makes me feel jealous |
01:29 - 01:31 | I am sincerely going though all this fuckin pre-term material |
01:31 - 01:34 | I failed in all three pre-tests.Even after adding all the marks, I can't pass a single subject |
01:34 - 01:37 | What is the meaning of taking a test if I don't even know the subject and the topics it is going to teach me |
01:37 - 01:40 | I have not paid 22 lac rupees to learn on my own |
01:40 - 01:42 | My feuhrer, you too had some interesting stuff to share |
01:42 - 01:46 | Motherfucker ... you know I can't share that content in public. It will ruin my impression on beautiful ladies. |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you could have applied some santa-banta joke on some technical thread ... |
01:48 - 01:52 | These morons will not get my classic sense of humor |
01:53 - 01:54 | They talk about solid state disks |
01:56 - 01:57 | Somebody was even selling a railway ticket on black |
01:57 - 02:00 | Yes,I too want to start a new thread. I too want to make friends before getting there. |
02:00 - 02:03 | I too had my doubts but in place of starting a new thread I cleared them all by googling. |
02:04 - 02:08 | And these cunts are doubting my existence. |
02:08 - 02:13 | I was the most funny guy during my undergraduation. People used to make circle around me to hear my mouth watering words |
02:14 - 02:16 | They begged me to tell a joke |
02:17 - 02:21 | And now people don't know who I am. Sometimes I even end up telling my jokes to my self. |
02:27 - 02:29 | I want to make people laugh again. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I want friends, friends for life, who can be with me all the time |
02:34 - 02:36 | appreciating and prasingin my jokes |
02:41 - 02:42 | Alright. |
02:43 - 02:47 | I will start posting all my concerns on the forum. There are too many mosquitoes in delhi and its getting very hot here |
02:48 - 02:53 | I will ask in the group, if somebody is feelin the same |
02:54 - 02:56 | I know there will be people, who will post funny replies |
02:56 - 02:59 | I will like their comments and will post new ones |
03:00 - 03:02 | will send friend requests to all those who like my comments |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, you don't need to post stuff to make friends |
03:14 - 03:16 | Let me get into ISB first |
03:19 - 03:23 | I will have fun with all these wonderful people |
03:25 - 03:26 | will party hard |
03:31 - 03:33 | will dunk people in the pool |
03:40 - 03:46 | will drink a lot of alcohol and will spit out the true meaning of my emotional life |
03:46 - 03:49 | and will make full fun of myself |
03:53 - 03:56 | I know I'm going to have one wonderful year. |