Hitler misses out on Lockn

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Hitler finds out a wedding interferes with Lockn

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00:00 - 00:03Fuhrer, Lockn is just a few weeks away
00:04 - 00:05It will be at Lockn Farm in Arrington Virginia
00:05 - 00:07They added more stages here and here
00:08 - 00:12You can still go there are tickets available
00:12 - 00:15It hasn't sold out yet. It's a killer line up
00:17 - 00:19When is that wedding my wife RSVP'd to?
00:19 - 00:21It's at the end of the month right?
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer.... The wedding is on Lockn' weekend
00:27 - 00:28September 10th to the 13th
00:31 - 00:33It's a destination wedding.
00:34 - 00:36She already booked it, Sandals has a no refund policy
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who is friends with my wife please leave the room
01:13 - 01:15Who the Fuck has a wedding on Lockn weekend?
01:15 - 01:17The have it the same time every year!!
01:18 - 01:23It's not like this was new news
01:25 - 01:28Now I got to get dragged to touristy Bermuda?
01:29 - 01:31at a crappy all inclusive?
01:31 - 01:34Forced to hang out with people I don't like
01:34 - 01:37Doing the Electric Slide while my friends are getting spun
01:37 - 01:40I fucking hate the Electric Slide!
01:40 - 01:42They don't still do the Electric Slide do they?
01:42 - 01:46White people love the Electric Slide at weddings, it never goes away
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhuer, tell your wife you can't go
01:48 - 01:52Are you seriously telling me to tell my wife I can't go to a wedding she RSVP'd to?
01:53 - 01:54Are you even married?!?!
01:56 - 01:57I couldn't get out of it if I was bleeding from my eyes
01:57 - 02:00She'd tell me to man up and wear sunglasses
02:00 - 02:03I can't believe I'm going to miss Jefferson Airplanes 50th Anniversary
02:04 - 02:08Mad Dogs and the Englishmen Joe Cocker tribute? You know Chris Robinson will sing With a Little Help from My Friends
02:08 - 02:13Billy and the Kids with John Popper, do you realize he's probably going to sit in for Operator?!?
02:14 - 02:16Phil Lesh with Chris Robinson Brotherhood
02:17 - 02:21Widespread with Jimmy Cliff sitting in... Gov't Mule!??!
02:27 - 02:29Well at least all of the core four won't be there.
02:30 - 02:34I got to go to Chicago, It was the last time the core four would be on stage
02:34 - 02:36At least I have that
02:41 - 02:42I was at the last shows....
02:43 - 02:47But Phil Lesh with Warren, Barry, Rob, John and Santana!?!?
02:48 - 02:53The String Cheese Incident teaming up with the Doobie Brothers.
02:54 - 02:56Tedechi Trucks Band, Little Feat, Strangefolk
02:56 - 02:59Why are people so selfish?!?
03:00 - 03:02I am missing Robert plant Twice!! I wanted to get blazed on a hammock and listen to Slightly Stoopid
03:04 - 03:07It's ok I hear Sandals is a beautiful resort
03:14 - 03:16I guess I'll just have to go to that corporate resort and eat shitty food
03:19 - 03:23Maybe I can score some shrooms from the staff
03:25 - 03:26Definitely some bud
03:31 - 03:33I just won't go on Instagram
03:40 - 03:46They announced Bobby and Mickey didn't they?
03:46 - 03:49I may file for divorce tomorrow
03:53 - 03:56I'm buying tickets tomorrow. Fuck that wedding.