| 00:00 - 00:03 | You will never guess what Doug |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Them bastard scaffs are at it again. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They were having a card school at 5am |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | This shutdown plan is all to fuck, look at the state of this |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I've tried my best but they are taking the piss |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fookin' el Chiz |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Get ya finger out for fuck sake! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Av fuckin tried boss ken. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Please believe me. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He has boss,the fucking homo phoned me to tell me. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's that cunt Billy. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Shut it Disco you slaphead! All the rest of you get to fuck |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is my fuckin 3rd trip on Fulmar. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Its a fucking free for all. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'm not taking this shite, no cunt does fuck all. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Get all them cunts out workin 12hrs a day. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's fucking tools down at 6:30 |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And those bastard mechys are a fucking law to them fucking selves. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Fucking Pricey is on one and four what the fuck is all that about. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And the cunting sparks dont know their arse from their elbow |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It was a simple mistake Doug |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | A fucking simple mistake Alby you cunt, you fucking blacked us out all bastard day. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It was a dodgy buzzbar boss! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A dodgy buzzbar my arse. It was that cunts muscles that snapped the bastard thing! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Carpet carrying cunt! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Get that turkish Mark in about it. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He will fix it, if he can stop sucking cock. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You bunch of useless fuckpigs. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm sick of this fuckin shite. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Shower of useless, incompetent bastards. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Have I to go down there and do it myself |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm going to scatter the fucking lot of you cunts when we go 3/3 |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | In the navy you would have walked the plank for this shit |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Youre all getting on my fucking tits |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | My bonus wont be worth a wank |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What's the point in me hiding behind pipes and shit? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If I cant find any cunt out there to spy on. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm really fucking good at hiding. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I was hide and seek champion at school. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I hid for three days once |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No fucker could find me |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He makes me moist when he shouts |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Please Bucket, tell me the fire and gas is ok. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Cos i fucking hate tiffies. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | with their little screw drivers in their top pockets. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Look at me i'm a tiffy la de fucking dah! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I gave up a good job in the Navy for this. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I would have been a Captain by now. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | With one of them cool hats and that. |
