Team 5
287 views • 6/6/2013
Client (Mr A), we have a plan to get this program back on track So far, our VALUE SCORCARD says we are headed down this path COSTS this way, BUSINESS OUTCOME this way this is what our PERFORMANCE MONITORING and REPORTING is telling us but beyond that, it's not clear what the STAKEHOLDERS THINK Ok team...what else?
00:00 - 00:03 | Client (Mr A), we have a plan to get this program back on track |
00:04 - 00:05 | So far, our VALUE SCORCARD says we are headed down this path |
00:05 - 00:07 | COSTS this way, BUSINESS OUTCOME this way |
00:08 - 00:12 | this is what our PERFORMANCE MONITORING and REPORTING is telling us |
00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, it's not clear what the STAKEHOLDERS THINK |
00:17 - 00:19 | Ok team...what else? |
00:19 - 00:21 | What about the SERVICE TRANSITION PLAN and KNOWLEDGE TRANSFER? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mr A.... |
00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
00:31 - 00:33 | .... cannot commit..... |
00:34 - 00:36 | ...need to check with FACULTY |
00:53 - 00:58 | Ok, why is there so many people behind you, please leave... |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are you thinking? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Running my PROGRAM with no TRANSITION PLAN?! |
01:18 - 01:23 | ..and SLA you cannot commit to SLA's?! |
01:25 - 01:28 | What do you think is going to happen? |
01:29 - 01:31 | It's ok JEN - your team will be OK... |
01:31 - 01:34 | ...you didn't even give me the COMMUNICATION's PLAN |
01:34 - 01:37 | I really don't know what your PMO is doing |
01:37 - 01:40 | ...what are they teaching you in there? KOREAN KARAOKE? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mr A, the PRINTER was broken... |
01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse, will you say that in real life? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mr A. I'm telling you we couldn't even find the STAPLER... |
01:48 - 01:52 | Stapler?! What is FACULTY SUPPORT doing?! |
01:53 - 01:54 | ARGH! |
01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
01:57 - 02:00 | Always blaming anything but the PROGRAM MANAGER... |
02:00 - 02:03 | You need to be responsible... |
02:04 - 02:08 | You want more feed back?! |
02:08 - 02:13 | INTRODUCE YOUR COLLEAGUES...i don't even know who the people standing next to you are! |
02:14 - 02:16 | and....you need to BUILD RAPPORT... |
02:17 - 02:21 | ...your message didn't have STRUCTURE - you didn't even give me an AGENDA! |
02:27 - 02:29 | All I want is something to follow... |
02:30 - 02:34 | ..just asking you to tell me WHICH PAGE you are on... |
02:34 - 02:36 | ..how do we have a discussion if I CANNOT FOLLOW? |
02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
02:43 - 02:47 | ..other team GIVE ME TOO MUCH...you don't give me anything! |
02:48 - 02:53 | ...some even bring in a laptop which I CANNOT SEE! |
02:54 - 02:56 | ...they could have brought two in... |
02:56 - 02:59 | what are FACULTY teaching you in there? |
03:00 - 03:02 | SELF STUDY i don't think you are even doing that! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay JEN, it's not your fault... |
03:14 - 03:16 | I had the chance to retire 7 years ago |
03:19 - 03:23 | thought i would pass on my wisdom and experience |
03:25 - 03:26 | Mistake. |
03:31 - 03:33 | I have to deal with this... |
03:40 - 03:46 | I try to INSPIRE you, make you better PROFESSIONALS |
03:46 - 03:49 | ...see you GROW and SHOW TEAM WORK |
03:53 - 03:56 | ....next month, another group..SIGH :( |
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