00:00 - 00:05 | The super walked into my office said he had the list for bru |
00:05 - 00:07 | He sits down and runs through it I can't believe |
00:07 - 00:10 | Brian masterson Jon Hayes geraghty whose |
00:11 - 00:16 | These are going to bring down crime levels in the distric |
00:17 - 00:21 | Masterson replacing Andy Reynolds Hayes replacing Conor Leen |
00:21 - 00:24 | I said where did you get these lads from |
00:26 - 00:28 | Like fuck me |
00:29 - 00:31 | They are the great white hope |
00:31 - 00:34 | If that's true we are all fucked |
00:38 - 00:40 | Where did they find them |
00:41 - 00:47 | I thought the last bunch were bad but this beats it |
00:47 - 00:50 | So anyway I say are you for fuckin real |
00:50 - 00:56 | He doesn't laugh but I do |
00:58 - 00:59 | I can't help myself I breakdown laughin |
00:59 - 01:01 | They'll be luck to catch a shoplifter never mind a burglar |
01:04 - 01:06 | Seriously the people that run that place |
01:06 - 01:08 | I wouldn't let them run greyhound |
01:13 - 01:14 | Last time I looked they were patrolling the car park it's all they know |
01:14 - 01:16 | Let's talk about compol now |
01:16 - 01:20 | The eternal candles |
01:21 - 01:27 | They never go out |
01:35 - 01:36 | They do school programmes in July |
01:36 - 01:39 | And at 1am |
01:41 - 01:44 | They call them the shadows alway short distance away from a good call |
01:44 - 01:47 | There bikes never need servicing |
01:47 - 01:49 | Or saddles |
01:50 - 01:53 | I have to mention traffic a unit that doesn't do accidents |
01:54 - 01:56 | What do they do |
01:56 - 01:58 | What the hell is with unit e |
01:58 - 02:02 | A fine collection of mules |
02:05 - 02:07 | The best guards from the district put together |
02:10 - 02:11 | To ignore the phone |
02:11 - 02:13 | Ignore the counter |
02:15 - 02:17 | Ignore the calls |
02:17 - 02:20 | They'll all go a long way |
02:21 - 02:28 | Especially there sergeant |
02:29 - 02:30 | Ddu are the best in the station |
02:30 - 02:32 | Such hardworkers |
02:36 - 02:39 | Always pulling in the gougers |
02:40 - 02:42 | Ones already identified by the regular |
02:50 - 02:55 | They love their job so much |
02:56 - 02:58 | And there colleagues |
02:58 - 03:04 | It is a great place to work though |
03:04 - 03:09 | Morale is so high |
03:09 - 03:11 | Everyone gets on so well |
03:16 - 03:20 | No backstabbing |
03:23 - 03:26 | Or bitching |
03:31 - 03:36 | Great support from everyone top to bottom |