00:00 - 00:03 | The annual medical congress will be held here in Berlin. . |
00:04 - 00:05 | the sponsored lunch is included. |
00:05 - 00:07 | It will join the AMA Educational tour |
00:08 - 00:14 | the wine is good, bring partners and its tax deductable |
00:17 - 00:19 | the whole academic Department can attend |
00:19 - 00:21 | It would be a good team building session |
00:24 - 00:26 | Unfortunately,... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Curtin ... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Curtin is going to get their Medical School |
00:34 - 00:36 | The PM just announced it, ... |
00:53 - 00:58 | OK
every Academic Professor paid by the Department of Health- LEAVE. University salaried staff- STAY |
01:13 - 01:15 | I was told "it was impossible" |
01:15 - 01:17 | "we have all the bases covered" |
01:18 - 01:23 | "no one wants it" "we have too many Doctors" |
01:25 - 01:28 | half of those outside will want to work for Curtin |
01:29 - 01:31 | where will our teaching salaries come from? |
01:31 - 01:34 | and those Medical Research Institutes... |
01:34 - 01:37 | smug bastards.. they now have options |
01:37 - 01:40 | well have to be nice to them.. |
01:40 - 01:42 | but we control the hospital placements |
01:42 - 01:46 | pigs arse we do -Curtin runs 10 times more placements than us.. |
01:46 - 01:48 | Institute and Department Heads are Adjuncts |
01:48 - 01:52 | I could choke everyones a Professor with a flick of a pencil |
01:53 - 01:54 | I knew it would happen
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01:56 - 01:57 | ..but not in my life time. |
01:57 - 02:00 | What happened to our tactic? Impossible you say. |
02:00 - 02:03 | WE are supposed to PURSUE IMPOSSIBLE!, |
02:04 - 02:08 | Great Public Relations .. but bugger me
. |
02:08 - 02:13 | .. now .. those bastards have achieved it! |
02:14 - 02:16 | AND.. they have teamed up with the Dockers
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02:17 - 02:21 | AND .. they are on top of the ladder |
02:27 - 02:29 | Its all turned to crap |
02:30 - 02:34 | You Professors will now all have to do some teaching .. |
02:34 - 02:36 | .. and you will now have to do it well
. |
02:41 - 02:42 | I actually cant tutor students
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02:43 - 02:47 | Were OK at anecdotes and personal case stories
. |
02:48 - 02:53 | But what about curriculum
and realistic assessments? |
02:54 - 02:56 | Curtins course is direct entry from High School |
02:56 - 02:59 | ..we have to sell our seven years carefully maybe thrown in a MD |
03:00 - 03:02 | .. so where is the AMA now? |
03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry a doctors salary can cover your son's 7 years fees. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Most of us have been around for a long time, |
03:19 - 03:23 | Like other Deans, I can retire before they actually start
. |
03:25 - 03:26 | .. so one of you needs to step up. |
03:31 - 03:33 | it not like the good ol' days we will have to work with them |
03:40 - 03:46 | Theyll get Department of Health appointments I know you are thinking about that
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03:46 - 03:49 | Im certainly thinking about it! |
03:53 - 03:56 | Lets just hope they recruit Lomborg! |