| 00:00 - 00:05 | Well Im here to tell you about LMDS and there antics |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Since they started they have had 22 digs |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | but membership is now closed you see |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | its a club run by Tony Was Wiggo and some warmluke fella is now doing stuff |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Warm Luke what kinda names that for a gezza |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | they are a crazy bunch of guys |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | King Tony is the leader |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | he is very old |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Was has a job too but nobdy remembers him |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | hes the fat one |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Was is the one in the tight club t- shirt has a mouth full of Lee Coxs sausage rolls but you never see him in a club hat there too small for his fat head |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | you can also tell him as hes collecting the cash in the silly white tub |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Was always hangs back at the table to eat the Hob nobs that members bring then says it wasnt him |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | they have some great members |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | and some fantastic finds |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | did you hear about the spear head |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | spear head my arse |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | it was just some old fence spike |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | but the finder had it identified down his chippy |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | he was that convinced he showed it the FLO who pissed herself |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | All the lads offered there support to him of course by taking the piss even more |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | then he tells us he has a boat |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | its more like washing up bowl |
| 01:37 - 01:42 | there crazy |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | LMDS reckon they can now do deep sea recovery |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | they think that they can raise the Titanic with Lee Cox and his boat |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | they couldnt raise a hard on between em |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | and theres another member |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Andrew Smith tries to sell you stuff at every dig |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | bit of a Del boy |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | comes with a big box of stuff to a dig and makes you buy a woolly hat in the summer |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | or a T-shirt in the winter |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Nothing fits Was tho |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | hes ate too many pies |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | or sausage rolls |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Tony and Was only put on digs for a free meal |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | after there digs in the evening there face book page comes alive with banter and piss taking about there day |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Rodney Sabine starts abusing Buncie |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | then Was gets some strange pictures off the internet |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | and puts Tony and Buncies face on them |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | fat blokes naked or in thongs |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | then all hell breaks out cus Rodney by now is pissed |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | and then the king wakes up from his nap |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | yes that correct Tony wakes up for his 9pm piss you see and then joins in the fun online |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | how can he resit it after all his lover Buncie is also online and is game for anything |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | he loves Buncie more than Was |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | cus Buncie wears thongs |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | its all just harmless fun with these lads |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | you never know whats going to happen next with LMDS |
