| 00:00 - 00:03 | The taxi will drop you off here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | you only have a 10 minute walk |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | you will walk up the road from here to there |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | you will be a man down at the party |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and will have to just accept that |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | what are you talking about? we have beatty |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | he's got a banging new haircut |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the turkish barber |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the turkish barber fucked his hair |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he looks like a paintbrush |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | all those who get there haircut at the turkish barbers please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He's my fucking wingman |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | who cleans the floor with youngpups like him? WHO? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | who will help now? the christie? You must be having a fucking giggle |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Fucking joke |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The Christie couldn't spell youngpup he's dyslexic |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Not a fucking hope in hell of someone taking the ugly pup |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | YOU NEED A TABLET FOR THE UGLY PUP |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer you still have Aidan Rush |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HE'S A FUCKTARD IN LOVE WITH A BITCH FROM DUNBLANE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer he broke up with her ages ago |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He still fucking loves her, the tablet bastard. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FAKE PUPSLAYER |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He didnt slay 6 pups in one night at a ceilidh full of talent. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | like the mighty beatty from skuttleberry lane |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I was so fucking proud of him |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | pulling left right and center with pups at his feet |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | not even mick could compete |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | cause he was on fucking fire |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and nae cunt can compete in the shire |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I had a dream of pulling pups |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | with beatty by my side, a team of slayers. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Pulling the young ones |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Raging |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Stupid fucking turkish barbers they've fucked my wingman |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | why not use a 4 instead of a 1 |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | tablets a tell ye |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ye canny 1 all round a heed like that |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | you use a fucking 4 |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Im sure he doesnt mean Mehmet |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | without beatty |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll have to recruit beasty Boc |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | he'll do it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Me and Beatty could have took them all |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | the Alloa pups and lornshill pups, the lot!! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | pulling left right and center |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | such is life I hope Boc has it in him |
