00:02 - 00:05 | Oy Give me that phone Keeling |
00:05 - 00:08 | You sound a tad pissed off Gareth |
00:08 - 00:10 | And you have lost some puppy fat |
00:10 - 00:15 | Has someone hidden your triple Bacon butty again |
00:15 - 00:17 | I ordered a Belly Buster breakfast from Janes and she's not there now |
00:17 - 00:19 | Sir i just called maccy Ds they have an offer on Big Macs |
00:19 - 00:20 | just give me the phone |
00:21 - 00:22 | Hello Mc Donalds |
00:23 - 00:25 | Can i have my Breakfast delivered to my Bunker |
00:26 - 00:27 | NO |
00:27 - 00:29 | Why the fuck not |
00:29 - 00:31 | We cant find any record of you paying your last Bill |
00:31 - 00:35 | Look im desperate, i need to put that 20 stones back on before tea time |
00:36 - 00:38 | Ive got your last order here 26 happy meals and extra fries on the side |
00:40 - 00:45 | And as you pulled out in that old Rover you left a trail of litter |
00:45 - 00:51 | And you broke one of the chairs in the restaraunt you fat git |
00:51 - 00:59 | Now listen to me you pillock, without people like me and Ross You will go under like Ducks arse |
01:02 - 01:03 | That does it |
01:03 - 01:05 | Bastard ill have to send for Lavendar or Tash to do me a pan of bacon |
01:05 - 01:07 | And they might let me lick the frying pan out |
01:07 - 01:09 | Bloody swines at Mcdonalds |
01:12 - 01:14 | My Furrer why not just sit on your Arse and play with your phone all day |
01:14 - 01:16 | that way you wont get so hungry |
01:16 - 01:18 | Fuck off Ross |