00:00 - 00:03 | Here's the plan |
00:04 - 00:05 | Lots of parking at the new HQ |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, here, and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | lots of easy access to lunch spots |
00:12 - 00:15 | and plenty of room for crazy carts |
00:17 - 00:19 | yes, yes, the cloud team will love it |
00:19 - 00:21 | all of them |
00:24 - 00:26 | Um, well, um |
00:27 - 00:28 | not all of them |
00:31 - 00:33 | jamie is leaving |
00:34 - 00:36 | next week |
00:53 - 00:58 | everyone who is an eat club loser please leave |
01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK? |
01:15 - 01:17 | It was that damn Sampson 'Wrecking Ball Video' wasn't it? |
01:18 - 01:23 | God that was too much! |
01:25 - 01:28 | ... |
01:29 - 01:31 | I have nightmares over that |
01:31 - 01:34 | Damn it, that man is out of control |
01:34 - 01:37 | I kew it would come to this |
01:37 - 01:40 | Who's going to teach me 'go' now? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Dennis can do it. |
01:42 - 01:46 | ARE YOU SERIOUS? |
01:46 - 01:48 | He once ran a 4.5 40 |
01:48 - 01:52 | Dennis only knows Windows! |
01:53 - 01:54 | What about git? Or Django? |
01:56 - 01:57 | Dear god. |
01:57 - 02:00 | And Jamie made me grow this mustache for Movember |
02:00 - 02:03 | I look like friggin Lango! |
02:04 - 02:08 | it took me months to grow it |
02:08 - 02:13 | Women hate it! |
02:14 - 02:16 | And I bought those crazy carts! |
02:17 - 02:21 | who's going to drive them now? |
02:27 - 02:29 | And the pranks? |
02:30 - 02:34 | Who's going to empty the coffee pot just to piss of Edwards? |
02:34 - 02:36 | God that's fun |
02:41 - 02:42 | This really sucks |
02:43 - 02:47 | Who will I have lunch with at Hola Hitlers? |
02:48 - 02:53 | And don't tell me Voll! |
02:54 - 02:56 | That man is an imbecile! |
02:56 - 02:59 | He actually watches hockey |
03:00 - 03:02 | on T.V! |
03:04 - 03:07 | I really liked that wrecking ball video too |
03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know, maybe I should rethink this whole thing |
03:19 - 03:23 | Learn erlang |
03:25 - 03:26 | or haskell |
03:31 - 03:33 | or work on social media |
03:40 - 03:46 | move to the city |
03:46 - 03:49 | get a cat |
03:53 - 03:56 | shit |