00:00 - 00:03 | You are not the only one who likes her, |
00:04 - 00:05 | As you can see here, Michael has feelings, |
00:05 - 00:07 | Tim and Nathan are also thinking of making their move, |
00:08 - 00:12 | Peter has betrayed you by liking her after you started liking her, |
00:12 - 00:15 | and Isaac's feelings are unknown, but far from platonic. |
00:17 - 00:19 | This is all rather concerning, but luckily |
00:19 - 00:21 | I have been informed that she still likes me. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My friend, |
00:27 - 00:28 | She, |
00:31 - 00:33 | She probably doesn't like you anymore, |
00:34 - 00:36 | It seems as if whoever informed you was lying, |
00:53 - 00:58 | All of you who think she is an angel, and have not told me for the sake of our friendship, please leave. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What on actual earth?!? |
01:15 - 01:17 | All of those nuts have liked her and never told me! |
01:18 - 01:23 | And that Peter, telling me she said she liked me when she doesn't! |
01:25 - 01:28 | And Sarah, listening to us in Biology the whole time! |
01:29 - 01:31 | She would have been telling her everything we were saying! |
01:31 - 01:34 | She must think I'm creepier than Michael putting his arm around her! |
01:34 - 01:37 | And don't even get me started on Peter! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Tickling her in places we aren't even going to talk about! |
01:40 - 01:42 | My friend, she was laughing, it was all innocent fun! |
01:42 - 01:46 | Innocent? Nothing is innocent about it! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My friend, Peter wouldn't think of doing anything mean. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Peter has lied behind my back for too long! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Prancing around like a lovestruck boy! |
01:56 - 01:57 | 'Maybe, maybe not', |
01:57 - 02:00 | the little rascal says when I asked him if he liked her. |
02:00 - 02:03 | He thinks she doesn't like him when it is so obvious! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Pretends to like this other girl, when the whole time he was plotting this behind my back!! |
02:08 - 02:13 | He thinks the rest of us are competition when he is already her greatest friend in the world. |
02:14 - 02:16 | And I only talk to her on the flipping internet, |
02:17 - 02:21 | and even that is now wavering, I haven't had a conversation with her for ages, and now she is even talking with Elijah! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Elijah is my good friend, |
02:30 - 02:34 | I know he stopped liking her awhile ago, and allowed me to start! |
02:34 - 02:36 | And I was so excited I couldn't hide it! |
02:41 - 02:42 | I told her, |
02:43 - 02:47 | I was so stupid I told her and now I must seem like an idiot to everyone! |
02:48 - 02:53 | Especially to all those who knew the truth, and told me to have faith that she would like me! |
02:54 - 02:56 | They were all fools! |
02:56 - 02:59 | Especially Nathan singing all those love songs when I told her! |
03:00 - 03:02 | He actually thought it was funny! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, he will stop liking her! |
03:14 - 03:16 | All my reputation has been lost! |
03:19 - 03:23 | It's unbelievable that you are the only ones to not like her. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Right Pritchard? |
03:31 - 03:33 | Isn't that right, Pritchard? |
03:40 - 03:46 | So we have another traitor in our midst? Stealing my lunch is more than a hobby, it's your lifestyle! |
03:46 - 03:49 | You have no idea how much you and your friends make her laugh. |
03:53 - 03:56 | I'm moving schools. |