| 00:00 - 00:05 | Finally have all our SOPs and they knock on the door..come over here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we need you guys to write another SOP before you go |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | what now? I said. Its friday |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Its been a long week I just want to go and have a drink |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They want an SOP on the combination to the safe |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | The safe... |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | and... and... |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | an Encase quote |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | an SOP on how to lock the safe... |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Freaking Safe |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | turn right, left, right, turn right again and pull |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | then they wanted an SOP on how to get |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and listen to this... |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | an SOP |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | on how getting quotes for products |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Products we dont use |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | to have meetings |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | The safe ...hahaha |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | whats next ? |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | an SOP on how to close the safe ? |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | and then one on how to walk to your car |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | This place is a joke |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Another SOP |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | then they were like no seriously some people dont know |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | how to open safes |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | and the quote part... |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | I was " yes sir, righ.... |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | right away sir |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | i wrote a two sentenace SOP |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | for now |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | the safe... |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | a quo...a quote.. |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | for something we dont us... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I stayed to get a drink |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | then they brought up Chris Parker |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | WTF does he have to do with an SOP |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | that guy |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | yeah that one |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | he was still trying to get in.. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | incredible |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | finally got the encase quote.. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | was that it.. |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | of course not, the wanted to talk about something else |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Qradar.... |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | and a 3 year plan |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | I know i lost it...hahaha |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | and lets not even talk about netscout and their mail. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | suspicious package, hazmat suits, decomtamination |
