| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have finished the Summit Chase MGA schedule for 2017 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | it looks good and we made several positive changes. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In Gwinnett county, this will be the place for golf. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The MGA will recruit new members |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | mostly from Monroe and local clubs. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ok, ok but what about stopping Kirk Cave |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | from playing the green tees? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Unfortunately . . . |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Cave . . . |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Cave has threatened to play 50% of his |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | rounds from the green tees. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever made these silly rules stay in the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I don't give a rat's ass about the schedule! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | All I care about is making sure Cave |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | doesn't win Player of the Year again! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | < sniffles > |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | < crying > |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The last thing I want is him winning again! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Showing up in his fancy Jeep and |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | taking that prime parking spot again! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We have several players ready to stop him! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Did you stop him last year? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Larry Harris is primed to take back that spot. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Larry's handicap is way too low to stop him! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's a 1 handicap for god's sake! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Can you imagine Cave winning again and |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | throwing it in our face with that shit eating grin |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and big shiny belt buckles?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Winning and winning all our tournaments |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and taking most of our Calcutta money! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's bad enough that Ric Holland has won |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Player of the Year twice! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But we can never let Cave win it again! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If I have to stop him myself |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | that's what I am willing to do. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Oh fuck it! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What about Sweeney, Keller & Richie? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Can they not stop him from winning again? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The only one that could rattle him was Frank Remmes. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But he is gone to play that god awful Berkeley track! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Is there anyway we can recruit him back? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, we play from the red tees. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It will be a disaster if Cave wins again. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | All of our MGA rules will be meaningless. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No one will care. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe Michael Collins can stop him? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Or maybe we can move his sign over near the tennis courts? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That will show the little prick. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fairways and greens. |
