Laughing at Matt Taylor transfer
9,566 views • 2/1/2017
Steve Lansdown explains how the Matt Taylor transfer came about (parody)
00:00 - 00:05 | I asked al-Qadi how much is the release clause... |
00:05 - 00:07 | ....c'mon tell me - your secret's safe! |
00:07 - 00:10 | Wael said £300K |
00:11 - 00:16 | and said that Matt would stay because of "da quarters" |
00:17 - 00:21 | I just put a £300K cheque there on the table |
00:21 - 00:24 | £300K !!! |
00:29 - 00:31 | £300K !!!!!!!!!!!!! |
00:31 - 00:34 | "consider the release clause triggered" |
00:38 - 00:40 | fucking tinpot! |
00:41 - 00:47 | they were selling their best player for £300K |
00:47 - 00:50 | the stupid gasheads adored him |
00:50 - 00:56 | posting stupid songs on Youtube and shit |
00:58 - 00:59 | and I paid less money |
00:59 - 01:01 | than I make cleaning my teeth in the morning! |
01:04 - 01:06 | and who did they replace him with? |
01:06 - 01:08 | No-one thats who!! |
01:13 - 01:14 | £300K |
01:14 - 01:16 | how fucking tinpot can that club be! |
01:16 - 01:20 | They now have a city fan upfront! |
01:21 - 01:27 | Darrell Clarke must be doing his nut |
01:35 - 01:36 | He said he wouldnt be sold for less than 10 Million |
01:36 - 01:39 | Happy Days! |
01:41 - 01:44 | But seriously |
01:44 - 01:47 | I thought I'd be fair to Wael |
01:47 - 01:49 | so i said here |
01:51 - 01:52 | here's £500 to help with the ground |
01:58 - 02:02 | it was B&Q vouchers! |
02:05 - 02:07 | "get some more chairs!" |
02:10 - 02:11 | they are seriously tinpot |
02:11 - 02:13 | they need £40 Million to build a stadium |
02:15 - 02:17 | and Wael hasnt got that kind of money |
02:17 - 02:20 | Their fans think he's loaded |
02:21 - 02:28 | but he doesn't have that kind of cash |
02:29 - 02:30 | Did Higgs know this? |
02:30 - 02:32 | Higgs knew alright! |
02:36 - 02:39 | We dont really care if Taylor works out |
02:40 - 02:42 | we cant lose |
02:50 - 02:55 | What a great deadline day |
02:56 - 02:58 | Where will Taylor play? |
02:58 - 03:04 | Up front I guess... |
03:04 - 03:09 | if he doesnt work out |
03:09 - 03:11 | we can sell him on |
03:16 - 03:20 | £300K - What a price! |
03:23 - 03:26 | have you ever seen anything so tinpot |
03:31 - 03:36 | except maybe their bus tour |
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