Hitler Reacts to the Federal Pay Freeze Extension
286 views • 3/31/2013
APHIS has been dealing with reduced budgets for years We have closed field offices here, and here. This will allow us to get through the sequester without having to furlough anybody. And now the pay freeze is over
00:00 - 00:03 | APHIS has been dealing with reduced budgets for years |
00:04 - 00:05 | We have closed field offices |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | This will allow us to get through the sequester |
00:12 - 00:15 | without having to furlough anybody. |
00:17 - 00:19 | And now the pay freeze is over |
00:19 - 00:21 | so we get a half-percent raise. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Congress... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Congress has extended the pay freeze. |
00:34 - 00:36 | There is no raise again this year. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who voted for incumbents in the last election, leave the room now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Another year of pay freeze? |
01:15 - 01:17 | How much longer is this going to go on? |
01:18 - 01:23 | They can't get their budget under control |
01:25 - 01:28 | and WE are the ones who have to pay for it! |
01:29 - 01:31 | They are all insane! |
01:31 - 01:34 | First, we had a two year pay freeze. |
01:34 - 01:37 | Add in higher health insurance costs |
01:37 - 01:40 | and the payroll tax increase and we are all going to go broke! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Congress thinks we are all overpaid anyway. |
01:42 - 01:46 | THEY are overpaid! I don't know about you but I can't take a pay cut year after year. |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are trying to appeal to the public, which hates us too. |
01:48 - 01:52 | This doesn't have any impact on the budget. |
01:53 - 01:54 | It's all politics! |
01:56 - 01:57 | They are just trying to punish us. |
01:57 - 02:00 | Make some real entitlement reforms. |
02:00 - 02:03 | Get people working and increase the tax base. |
02:04 - 02:08 | That's how you generate revenue. |
02:08 - 02:13 | That's how you reduce the debt. |
02:14 - 02:16 | Not by freezing federal employees' pay! |
02:17 - 02:21 | We would have been better off if we had elected Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | How are these people running our country? |
02:30 - 02:34 | They couldn't run a Taco Bell. |
02:34 - 02:36 | I'm serious. Think about it. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Run your restaurant into the ground |
02:43 - 02:47 | and then ask your employees to pay for it |
02:48 - 02:53 | That's no way to run a business |
02:54 - 02:56 | and it's no way to run a country. |
02:56 - 02:59 | So now we have another year of pay freeze |
03:00 - 03:02 | and they have another year of $200 haircuts. |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna. This has to be the last year. |
03:14 - 03:16 | We'll all just get another email from Vilsack |
03:19 - 03:23 | He'll tell us how much he appreciates our sacrifice |
03:25 - 03:26 | Yeah right. |
03:31 - 03:33 | You're welcome. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I wouldn't be surprised if we went another year without a raise. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Looks like it's Ramen noodles for dinner again. |
03:53 - 03:56 | At least we don't work for FSIS. |
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