Etranger's rant
341 views • 3/31/2013
Sir, we have grave news from the front. The Army of Liberation has been dispersed and the Germans are marching on Paris. If we are unable to organize any further resistance, we estimate Paris will fall before the year is over. As long as we continue to mobilize, we shall be alright.
00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we have grave news from the front. |
00:04 - 00:05 | The Army of Liberation has been dispersed |
00:05 - 00:07 | and the Germans are marching on Paris. |
00:08 - 00:12 | If we are unable to organize any further resistance, |
00:12 - 00:15 | we estimate Paris will fall before the year is over. |
00:17 - 00:21 | As long as we continue to mobilize, we shall be alright. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Chairman... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Our... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Our mobilization poor is now empty. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Fry says that France is on its last legs. |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you despise Morrell and Germany, please leave, now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Germany fucking hacks! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Everyone knows that Germany fucking hacks! |
01:18 - 01:23 | And yet, everyone does nothing and lets Morrell rape Europe? |
01:25 - 01:28 | It's fucking bullshit, that's what it is... |
01:29 - 01:31 | All of Europe was against him! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Except for that douchebag Alfonso and the Swedes, |
01:34 - 01:37 | but no one cares about the Swedes! |
01:37 - 01:40 | How the fuck were our rolls so low?! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, it's possible that our strategy was not effective enough- |
01:42 - 01:46 | Our strategy was fucking perfect! How dare you question my strategic genius? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, I was simply implying that Germany was better prepared! |
01:48 - 01:52 | My ass was better prepared for Germany's blatant cheating and rigged dice! |
01:53 - 01:54 | That's all this was! |
01:56 - 01:57 | The Italians couldn't fight for shit, |
01:57 - 02:00 | Congo and RNN got their asses handed to them, |
02:00 - 02:03 | and the UK didn't do jack fucking shit! |
02:04 - 02:08 | And the Hungarians didn't even bother to fight the asshole |
02:08 - 02:13 | because they were too busy reforming and being a pussy! |
02:14 - 02:16 | How the fuck are we supposed to fight a war... |
02:17 - 02:21 | if the alliance is filled with idiots and morons?! |
02:27 - 02:29 | The mobilization has ruined our economy... |
02:30 - 02:34 | and now everyone will hold me at fault! |
02:34 - 02:36 | Because Europe is fucking stupid! |
02:41 - 02:42 | I still can't believe this! |
02:43 - 02:47 | And the Americans didn't help with shit, either! Too busy being "democratic"! |
02:48 - 02:53 | Germany is intoing world dominance and everyone did NOTHING! |
02:54 - 02:56 | The only ones that did are complete imbeciles... |
02:56 - 02:59 | so now I have to pay the burden of losing! |
03:00 - 03:02 | And apparently I'm the asshole?! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry... he's only somewhat of an asshole. |
03:14 - 03:16 | So that's it, then? |
03:19 - 03:23 | It's just... bullshit that this is allowed to happen... |
03:25 - 03:26 | nothing else. |
03:31 - 03:33 | We must kill them. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Gather the remnants of the Army of Liberation in Paris, and the women and children, too. |
03:46 - 03:49 | We're going to kill as many Germans as possible. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck Morrell. |
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