| 00:00 - 00:03 | Unfortunately Sir, We have grave news for you. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Today, After watching the Apple Live 2015 event, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | a lot of Apple fans left the event very angry. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And the violence from all the anger is spreading rapidly. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Fans have headed straight to Windows Store, here and here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fine, fine. What are they mad about? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And what did Apple launch at the event? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Well... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | New retina MacBook (non-touch) for $1299. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And it has ONLY one USB-C port. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody who bought the Lenovo Yoga Pro 3, Dell XPS 13, Asus ZenBook UX305, please leave the room, now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the f**k? How can they put just one USB-C port? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What if I need to connect my thumb drive while charging? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And my USB Mouse, my USB Keyboard and my HDMI cable... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They told thunderbolt was the NEXT big thing... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And now it is a NO big deal. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Should we conclude thunderbolt is truly DEAD now? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What were they thinking? NOT a single standard USB port. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And how the f**k will I connect ALL devices using ONLY one USB-C port? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer.. Apple has made a USB-C Digital AV Multiport Dongle / Adapter. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Oh Great! They expect us to carry a USB-C Dongle wherever we go... |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, the new Macbook now comes in GOLD. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Jony and his GOLD color. F**k the f**king GOLD!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Who the f**k do you think I am? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | A 480p web camera and a single USB-C port. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And they expect me to pay $1299 for it? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And what if I forget to carry the USB-C Dongle? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Do they expect me to buy new USB-C Dongle EVERY f**king time? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And if the USB-C connector is so small, why could not they just 2 more??? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why don't these people understand, we require additional ports. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Steve Jobs would have fired them all, the minute he would have seen the "new" MacBook. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How am I supposed to video chat on a 480p web camera? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Really? A 480p webcam. Even my iPod has 720p front camera. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I looked Awesome! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What about the new iPhones? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Are they going ship them with both USB-C and USB 2.0 cables? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And will the new iPhone 6S / 6S Plus come with USB-C connector? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Who is going to answer? Tim or Jony? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Or will I have to wait till September, 2015. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Steve Jobs must have been rolling in his grave. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | The NEXT "new" MacBook will have 3 USB-C ports. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I hope the USB-C Dongle is included. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It would be a crime paying extra for it. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Specially if it is $79.00. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Declare WAR if it is NOT included. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Go ahead, pre-order the new MacBook and the Apple Watch. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Both in GOLD. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Also, Buy an EXTRA USB-C Dongle. |
