00:00 - 00:05 | Magazines aren't selling so it is time to simplify. Let the contractors go. |
00:05 - 00:07 | Out you go, out out out |
00:07 - 00:10 | "OK so what do you want for hand off" |
00:11 - 00:16 | Oh, do some powerpoints, write some documentation |
00:17 - 00:21 | "We will be fine" |
00:21 - 00:24 | They think they know how to run DFP |
00:29 - 00:31 | DFP! |
00:31 - 00:34 | That thing breaks every month |
00:38 - 00:40 | Every month! |
00:41 - 00:47 | I have to patch the code and do a sneaky deploy |
00:47 - 00:50 | because the users break something every month |
00:50 - 00:56 | Oh yeah I do RFC's all the time....not really |
00:58 - 00:59 | I haven't done an RFC |
00:59 - 01:01 | for 6 months! |
01:04 - 01:06 | So I wrote an out of office message |
01:06 - 01:08 | linking to this video |
01:13 - 01:14 | if they had concerns about the documentation |
01:14 - 01:16 | Now they are watching this crazy video |
01:16 - 01:20 | Hoping to find answers on how it works |
01:21 - 01:27 | Right now they are watching... |
01:35 - 01:36 | ...hoping this video closes |
01:36 - 01:39 | with something useful! |
01:41 - 01:44 | So, no this is serious |
01:44 - 01:47 | cashflow could be affected |
01:47 - 01:49 | so let me get the documentation |
01:50 - 01:53 | oops there isn't any |
01:54 - 01:56 | I was busy! |
01:56 - 01:58 | Writing powerpoint presentations |
01:58 - 02:02 | and scripting this interview. No time. |
02:05 - 02:07 | Nothing! |
02:10 - 02:11 | Maybe I'll say |
02:11 - 02:13 | Maybe I'll say I did it |
02:15 - 02:17 | but Jira crashed |
02:17 - 02:20 | I'll blame Atlassian |
02:21 - 02:28 | and say I drew lots of Giffy diagrams |
02:29 - 02:30 | Windows crashed! |
02:30 - 02:32 | Yes, Windows crashed! |
02:36 - 02:39 | Jira ate my homework! |
02:40 - 02:42 | I'm leaving too |
02:50 - 02:55 | No, seriously they will be fine |
02:56 - 02:58 | You really think so? |
02:58 - 03:04 | I'll tell them to read the code. It is just code. Anyone can read it. |
03:04 - 03:09 | It will be fine. It just takes time. |
03:09 - 03:11 | They can get it working |
03:16 - 03:20 | Until next month! |
03:23 - 03:26 | Groundhog day all over again! |
03:31 - 03:36 | Maybe come back and watch this again next month |