Lufthansa in Ohio
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10/19/2026New destination for Lufthansa in Columbus, Ohio starting May 2027
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our new summer schedule for 2027 is out. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have a new destination in America. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Columbus, Ohio. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We will be adding the route to the 787 bid packet from Frankfurt, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the crews will get a 24 hour layover in the downtown area. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And this city, "Columbus," |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | is it a tropical destination? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Not exactly. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It is surrounded by corn fields. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's a classic mid-west destination. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Flight ops, scheduling and crew planning - stay. Everyone else, go. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is this?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A city in the middle of Ohio! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What kind of person do you think wants to visit this shitty place? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | British Airways got Nashville. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Condor got Portland. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And we get this? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Even Virgin picked Austin! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Might as well have picked Lubbock, Texas! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | There is a wonderful German deli called Schmidts. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You think that garbage is authentic? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The transit system is world class as well. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think COTA is "world class?" |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's filled with bums. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They piss themselves and |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | constantly ask for money. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And what about the hotel. Days Inn? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We couldn't even get the free Hampton Inn breakfast? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You want our crews to eat at the Waffle House with the rest of the fat Americans? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They put chili on their hashbrowns. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And you want to talk to me about "Schmidts!?" |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What entertainment is there? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You think I want to watch pig racing? Drunk college kids? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Homeless people fighting? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Speedbird gets |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Kid Rock's Big Ass Hony Tonk Rock N' Roll Steakhouse in Nashville. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And we get what? The Elevator Draught Haus? Fake-ass German name bullshit. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They don't even serve German food. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And what about shopping? You think Easton is "luxury?" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You think I want to shop at Footlocker!? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, you don't have to ride COTA. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Can't believe we're bringing these people to Germany. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll bring Buckeye necklaces, deer antlers |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and MAGA hats. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Constantly chanting "O-H" and "I-O" to each other. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We could have picked someplace cool like Jackson Hole, where the people are rich and fit. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Instead we get cornmazes. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Make sure the crews are at least armed. |