ERP Implementation
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Tragic story of an ERP implementation in a universe far far away.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are now 10 months after Go-Live. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | When it comes to stock count... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...we just finished 3rd one. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With WIP not being recorded properly. I am afraid... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...we can expect 4th one. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I am sure Stefan... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...has fixed the SAP processes. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Stefan... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Stefan never brought any value... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ...he's a fraud. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who participated will stay in the room! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It was an order! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The success in France was an order! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Stefan was the project leader, what do you mean "a fraud"?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He drives a Mercedes! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He's got to be successful! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He got highly recommended by MIBCON! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And what about you lot?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You were supposed to support him! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It's a standard cloud solution, you know, yeah! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How is 3rd stock count a fucking standard?!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But we tested and approved it, yeah! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Now I see it. I can't understand... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ...a fucking word you're saying! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The only thing you ever said was. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "I will call a meeting with the consultants." |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Did you ever know anything about SAP?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We were supposed to go to US in the next phase. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And not just one, but three entities! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But with this debacle... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should have sent you with your leather bag to Siberia like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We just wanted to help you. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | One source of truth, that was our dream. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I can't handle it anymore... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | ...damn Excels. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Everyone brings their own "truth" in their spreadsheet. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And it is not even synced to Sharepoint. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You guys will pay for this! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | With your own blood, you will pay! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How do we get it into Power BI?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. Stefan will call a meeting! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All the money he invoiced! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We could have given everyone the merit instead. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Double. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It is all lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If he thinks we will give a him a letter of recommendation... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...I would rather shoot him myself. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And get rest in prison. |