Cowboy 200
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Cowboy 200 race rant about crew support during the race. It was fun
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Cowboy 200 is going according to plan |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | She started in Norfolk |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Made it through Tilden |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With efficient stops in Neligh and Ewing |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And now she made it safely to O’Neill |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And with all the rain… |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | How is She holding up? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Cookie… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sheila… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | She has been in O’Neill for over 5 hours |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have a problem |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out…except Vickie, Dave, Steph, and Tim |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual fu@k! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That’s too much damn time! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Chaffing, blisters, and she has stomach issues! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is all your fault |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Be strong |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | All of these unnecessary mistakes! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Someone in this room tried to give her |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Neosporin to brush her damn teeth! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Cookie, I was tired and feeling rushed |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What about Crewmen doing Crewmen things?? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Cookie, we are trying our best |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Enough with all the bullshit excuses! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Get this fixed! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | She trained months for this |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Hours and hours of long runs |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | In the oppressive Texas heat and humidity |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Up promptly at 4am. In bed by 7pm! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I did not pick up any extra flying to help pay for all the gels and chews! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And where the hell are the Kappel’s? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Tell them to bring gobs and gobs of Butt Paste RIGHT NOW! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And then you played the Aggie War Hymn |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Then we go on to lose to LSU that night |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Marcel Reed is killing us |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And why in the world |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | did you all tell me to squeeze the damn nipples? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Tim couldn’t even find the recovery shake bottle in a timely manner! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And whose grand idea |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Was it to stop adding Skratch to her bottles? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Is this why she can’t eat as planned? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok, we will make our flights home |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And with Dave injuring his foot |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He is unable to pace during the dark night |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But it’s ok |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The last bridge has no benches… |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But I know she will finish strong, with relentless forward progress |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And we will drink beer at 8am |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Thank you for your support |