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10/5/2026Hidden camera in the latest project meeting.
Why should it be sped up to Uranus?
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here's the new in vivo data from the latest GPR75 study |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The animals were dosed as planned |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...and they kinda died... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's not looking great for the NTC that should be saving the company |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We re-analysed the data 1000x but nothing changed |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I bet it's the formulations |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | CMC always fucks it up... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But Volker... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the formulation is.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the formulation is always the same! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The animals never die with it! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Will the techs, chemists, and in vivo... give us the room? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is going on???? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This project was supposed to be the real shit! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Obesity is top priority because I am an amazing salesman! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | GPR75 was going to save us all! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I am the only one with a compound! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We didn't even have to follow the biology! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I bet Marielle needs to reanalyse the data! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Just take outliers off until it makes sense! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Volker all the animals are dead! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then they lost weight! You can't eat when you are dead! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Volker... our patients are alive! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But who even cares about those fat fucks?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Toxicity is good! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's easier to stop eating when you're sick! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | This is even more efficient than NMUR2, larynx problems do nothing! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We need something stronger so they keep their mouths closed! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now everyone is losing their minds because some mice are dead! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I don't care, we just need to spin this to a positive light! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I am the salvation for obesity! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All others are failing because they're not thinking outside the box! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This always worked well in academia! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I did this alone! Even got promoted to Senior Principal! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even if my drugs never reach Phase I! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Dead mice... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A few dead animals only prove the concept works really well in fat fucks!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They were privileged to have died like that, with the best compound on Earth! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But now everyone is trying to make it seem bad... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They are trying to make me look like Brad! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Not even CoPilot could grasp this genius! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Marielle... just analyse them once more! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's time to get out of our Chelle. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This is... impossible... one drug every 2 years!? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Are we CNS now? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The portfolio... is fucked... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | So much effort in polishing turds that I can't sell! It'd be easier to do good science... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I really am a misunderstood genius. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ahead of my time. |